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"Thank you for helping me make some new friends. Even if they are my old friends."

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Big cop. Little ponies. Moderate violence.

Police constable Snow Angel is good at her job. She's so good, in fact, that the department has decided to promote her to sergeant- in the countryside- in order to keep themselves from looking bad by comparison.

In the sleepy town of Ponyville, Sergeant Angel finds herself stuck having pointless parties and flying kites, with hardly any crime to be found. As Angel acclimates to the new norms of friendship and peace, she finds herself assigned a naive and bright-eyed partner that will be sure to test her limits of patience.

Parody/Crossover inspired heavily by the movie Hot Fuzz, this is merely a vehicle to make awful jokes. Does not follow the same plot line as Hot Fuzz apart from the initial premise. The picture is just a police pony from the show.

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Oh boy is she going to be driven crazy by Ponyville. I can't wait for Pinkie to surprise her and make her smile. Plus I can see Bon-Bon having a great time using her skills as Sweetie Drops to troll the living daylights out of her. The joys of small town living.

The puns ... the puns ... :pinkiecrazy:

Since Snowfrost in going to go crazy either way, I hope she gets a few good kicks in. Maybe Pinkie gets arrested, the CMC (and their families have to pay a fine for vandalism) or Fluttershy not having a medical/veterinary license.

I know this is going to deviate from Hot Fuzz's storyline but please say The Swan is going to be in this in some capacity. He's my favourite character.

Hmmmm :applejackunsure:....... WELL this looks like it could be fun :pinkiecrazy:

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Oh god this is already utterly hilarious. I love the way you wrote this. So many horrible jokes. I MUST HAVE MORE.

The awful puns remind me of that unfunny autist who tries to write captions for Rooster Teeth. If it wasn't for those, I would probably fave this.

Puns, references and dry British humour... oh my.:raritystarry:
I am already liking this.

I get the feeling that this poor mare is about to find out why only the foolish and the very brave mess with Ponyville. And she hasn't met Discord yet!

There was something inherently comedic or parody-like about the whole situation

Huh, i wonder why :trollestia:

This derelict town didn't even have an operating fashion police

Wait, THAT'S A THING :twilightoops:

"Oh, no. Are you feeling sick at all? Drained of energy?" Cadance asked, in a cautious and suspicious tone. For a brief moment her eyes flickered green, but no one noticed.

Wait, Chryssy :applejackunsure:

"An issue with pies, huh? How strange. I feel like there's somepony I should warn."

Might you be referring to a particular pink party pony with a predisposition for pastries :pinkiecrazy:

I know this is a parody, but I do wonder if you're not making everyone too ignorant. There are police officers in Manehatten, that's canon, and it seems unlikely that Twilight would know nothing of them. Likewise Snow Angel seems extremely insular, unaware of current events.

It's still funny, but the level of ignorance does push at my suspension of disbelief.

2 minutes in and I'm already ugly laughing.

This is exactly my sense of humour.

I feel like you missed an opportunity here not calling her Peace Lilly, although I'm sure you thought of that first. Also, Pinkie needs to invent cornettos for this to work.

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