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An Intricate Disguise
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An Intricate Disguise
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What book was this based on!!???
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar
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Ringa ringa Roseluck, a pocket fulla pussy.
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Wow!!!! Did not see that one coming!!
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Pffffftt!!!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!!
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I did.
Instant watch and favorite. This is gonna be good.
Just from the description alone:
The greatest clopfic ever written, and I haven't even started reading it yet.
Edit: I stand by that statement.
Put her in Twilight's private tentacle room.
Bruh, this shit brought back memories from my childhood.
sobs quietly in the corner
When I read in the description that this was a parody of a children's book, it reminded me of a hilarious fic that I once read.
That fic is The Clop Conundrum. It's not a clopfic, not exactly, but it's a short and very funny fic about clopping, so it does use a lot of NSFW material. It's a parody of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham, and that's what makes it so bloody hilarious. You'll know what I mean when you read it, and I recommend that you do.
Actually, uhm, now that I think about it, it might take a specific kind of mentality/mindset to enjoy The Clop Conundrum, so read at your own risk. But the fact that you're in this comment section indicates that you already have about 80% of the mentality needed.
I like where this is going, keep it up.
All alicorns are by default very horny Pegasuses. No alicorns featured in this story.
I want my admittance fee back.
So thanks for that.
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Think you'll find I've rectified that!
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O.M.G...that would be so fucking hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂
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I... I never realized I needed that until now.
So thanks for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nevpqOruKCA
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Wait, what.
Wait, children's books? But, isn't My Little Pony a cartoon?
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No,not all mlp stuff is cartoons. They could be books,clopfics,plushies,and other stuff.
Ambrosia... indulging in ammonia like that is a good way to end up dead or in hospital... dead.
Although I'll grant that Rainbow probably would mix the two up in her head. Either way, it was good for a laugh.
Just show her the tentacle room easy problem fixed.
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That's very typical for her. If it would be relevant somehow - yeah she'd definitely pay attention. But as a metaphor, especially in not quite sober state of mind? Nah, that's egghead stuff, who cares anyway.
"Ah, The Return of the Why Boner.....With A Vengeance" - Alucard, Hellsing
What happened to 3?
DEM AUTHOR'S NOTE PICTURE!
Five, four, ...two? What? Where did three go?
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Quickie in the morning?
...Well, isn't this this a fine thing! Like and a follow.
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Oh yeah. 1 quickie, and 2 stalions is 3 fuks
Let me guess: It actually is?
Found a small typo:
A perfect way to start the day!
I approve.
What would she do if I would offer her an (ordinary!) milkshake?
Sounds like a plan!
She should go to the spa tomorrow.
There will be Applejack, Rarity and maybe even the spa twins...
Found a typo:
Should be "an".
Probably a copy/paste error here.
NEXT DAY:
So, what did I miss?
.......
Big Mac?
Rainbow what are you doing here?
We fucked
Rainbow walks out of room.
And from there Rainbow flew through ponyville while being chased by an angry Apple Jack.
Well, well.
i.imgur.com/sdjAJrO.gif
Hmm, any chance of a link to the bottom pic? I know we can't post NSFW, but there are ways around that ;)
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Any idea where it is?
It's for a friend...
That was funny and hot
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Beautiful fan art at the bottom
!
Moar plz.
I can't wait to see where this ends up going.
When are you going to continue this story?
Please. I do five times on an average day. On a fertile period/ovulation day I can do much more. Once I managed 15-20 (lost count). I was home alone all day with no plans, and ended up laying in bed masturbating all day. It was awesome.
Hope that if/when this gets continued, there's at least one chapter of SoarinDash