Tom Perfect was the regular kind of guy to get married and spend the rest of his life watching his children roll around on the living room carpet. Unfortunately, fate enjoys giving exciting lives to those who just want to spend the rest of their lives sleeping and eating. When an unusual visitor apart from the typical floating eyeball or sentient water bottle visits Tom Perfect in his gray office cubicle at CDDC office (Center for Dimensionally Displaced Creatures), Tom did not know that fate had thrown his life out of its marble jar into the lake, where it would be eaten by a fish and later served at the Deity's Breakfast Buffet the next day. Throughout Tom's intergalactic journey with a certain blue colored mare, he would break the universe record for the longest hug with Fluttershy (14 years, 54 days, 1 hour, 43 minutes, and 17 seconds), become Pink Celestia for a year in the Girl's toys aisle, cause a fashion crisis, serve as Mayor of Ponyville for a week, teach a class of fillies, eat the left hand of Discord ("Fried and cooked to perfection," as the chef calls it ), meet the universe's biggest Brony with the intent on assimilating all that is pony-related, chat with Twilight Sparkle, party with Pinkie Pie, and somehow cause the 1456th war in Equestria, this time involving nuclear pies.

My first attempt at humor.