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Phallus didn't get to choose her name. She's the butt of so many jokes, it isn't funny. All she can choose is how she reacts. Will she shrink from the teasing, or will she stand tall and take it?
... yeah, I might have had too much fun with this.
Written in my existing changeling hive, Hive Quarry, which is featured in my upcoming fic A Change of Heart.
Written for Cynewulf's worldbuilding fanfiction contest.
Readers, there be dick jokes and worldbuilding. You have been warned.
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Phil.
Gloriously stimulating story.
The ins and outs of it really did come to a very nice climax of laughs for me.
I can almost hear the noise of the joke going over my head mostly because i have no idea how the name is funny
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It means "penis". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus
8609475
Ah well still not funny for me but that more i just don't find penis jokes funny
8609479
It isn't just dick jokes, my friend. It's also got a lot of worldbuilding! (There's no way I'd be able to write over 3 thousand words of a dick joke! Most of it is about the changeling hive.)
8609481
Ah
Masterpiece.
I had a childhood friend named Dicky and we used to play cops and robbers together. My friends and I nicknamed him Officer Dick and we all had a good laugh out of it. We split after 6th grade.
Then there came 7th grade. And I met this dude that looks like a teenaged Jesus named Hitler. We barely talked but the guy is cool and hilarious as hell.
But what I really missed the most is the penis drawings I always see on the walls and the bathrooms in school.
I'm sorry internet.
8609471
You know, there's such a thing called "Google". It helps in situations like there
Funny way of spelling Applejack.
Poor girl. She'll never be taken seriously in her lifetime at all.
This was adorable.
The song "A Boy Named Sue" popped into my head after reading this.(Now I can't get it out of my head?
)
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That so should be Phallus's leitmotif.
The poor ling aside, that's some pretty nice world building here, might check of the fic related to it.
... If I remember to when it is uploaded...
Well, she's got a wonderful personality!
Huh, she seems like a nice enough gal.
Keep going! ;)
I am so sick of changeling fics hellbent on being super-serious about their world-building and headcanon and wooby dooby buggy snackers.
Thank you for daring to be different. :3
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Oh my goodness, thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading!
And this is why I name changelings after emotional states.
Funnier than it has any right to be, and I mean that in the nicest way. Brilliantly innovative hive structure as well. Great work, and thank you for it.