An evil force has awakened in Equestria and in an attempt to outwit said force, Princess Celestia summons a being from another world. Plucking them from their own and transforming them into a pony. This poor soul has unwittingly become the linchpin in Celestia's convoluted plot to defeat evil.
The soul's name is Carl and he has absolutely no interest in becoming a hero for some pony princess he only just met. He is rude, foul-mouthed, bad-tempered, sarcastic and overall... a total jerk. How a pony like him is supposed to save Equestria is anyone's guess...
Chapters (16)
i see the name of the human I immdietly think of this guy
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I think of this guy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8vNZ-KJwdeg
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i can see that
A first I thought this story would be adequate at best but man, what I just read literally made me eat my own word's. Please continue this.
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Uh.... Llamas with Hats?
Oh, this is gonna be great.
Tracking!
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I'm thinking Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
I'm on Carl's side, I mean what he said isn't entirely wrong.
Well I believe he has every right to be pissed.
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I hope that Celestia or Luna will give Twilight some choice words. Carl may be a jerk but I can't exactly blame him for behaving this way.
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Celestia is part of the problem so it would probably be Luna that does it.
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True. I just hope that Twilight will pull her head out of her ass and see things from his perspective...but since this is Post Season 5 Twilight, she's in her most deluded state.
At first I thought he was Carl from aqua teen hunger force.
Number one in the hood G.
You lose points for making Carl apologize to Pinkie.
I think this is the worst portrayal of Carl I've had the bad luck to find. I've read self-ins...Displaced fics more loyal to their source material. It's like this kid read about him on Wikipedia and decided to go with that limited information and nothing else. Have another dislike.
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It's not?
Does Carl sound like Carl, the Evil Cockroach Wizard from Yin Yang Yo! ?
Looks like we got some DBZ Abridged going on up in here
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If it was me stuck there in equestria as a human I would've knocked appleshit into dreamland and and try to get as far away as possible
I know so much now. More than when I read the actual story.
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Definitely who i imagine here.
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I can only think of THIS guy.
This is the best shit I've ever read. I'm fucking dying XD
lol I got clickbaited into thinking "Are you gonna finish that CWOISANT?
Cookies and punch by the door.
Everything else in this chapter was irrelevant, but that part definitely made me laugh.
No sequel??
Great story from beginning to end -- there were a few rough spots to be sure -- but overall a fun little tale that I greatly enjoyed.
There is something poetic in me listening to this
while i was reading the good bye scene.
Anyway, amazing work and amazing story.
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Twilight was never good at empathy. She has be told something is wrong to see it.