Stupid stories for the low, low price of your firstborn children. o(*^▽^*)┛
Celestia suddenly finds herself with a craving. Not for power, not for domination, but for chicken.
And no, she doesn't want to surround herself with the squawking imbeciles.
SHE WANTS TO C̷̥̝̲̭̼̫̭̽̉O̶͎̬̬̽̈ͯ̚N̺̹ͬ́͝S̘̖͖̩̯̳̤̐͑͛̋̊͒U̧̙̝͖̥͇̲̩̦͋́̔ͮ̃ͪ̎̋ͦ͢Ṃ̠͚͍ͬ̓͑̉̅͂̀̚͡͞E̓̇̊ͮ̽ͨ̚͝͏̙͓̯̳.̡ͦ͏͙ THEM.
Unfortunately, this goal turns out to be harder to obtain than she expected.
Obvious trollfic is obvious.
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Best story all week, please make more
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I'll try.
I haven't really had much time as of late to write much in general, and when I do, I usually post more serious stories on my main account. This is one of the first well-received comedy stories I've written in quite a while.
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THE POWER OF CHICKEN COMPELS YOU!
-The Chicken Propaganda Corporation
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Well, it's okay if you don't. The point of writing, after all, is because the author enjoys it. So, basically, don't do it if you don't feel like it
I'm going to have to find a few to use those two names in a story.
Also, gamer Luna is best Luna.
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Can you guess who her opponent was?
FRIED CHICKEN IS A SANDWICH
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No.
But I CAN guess she was playing World of Tanks :3
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Not specifically, but the sheer amount of ads I've encountered for that game while playing Angry Birds may have played an influence.
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Play WAr Thunder instead, its way better
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Eh. I typically play more casual games. I don't play much in general aside from when my internet goes out, hence why I play Angry Birds.
Watch out for Cluckthulu!
In his fry shack in Really, he lies dreaming and cooking.
In what strange aeons come by, even Death might fry!
Kudos.