*jumps on the G5 bandwagon*
You heard it from Izzy. Tennis balls are the new magic limiters. Neigh, they are the new magic limiter. Put a tennis ball on your horn, and no magic for you. Take it off, and... well, you'll see what happens when folks get pummeled by death lasers.
why do i do this to myself
Rated T for innuendos regarding Flim and Flam, because of course they're in this story.
downvote if y'all want. my brain cells are toast.
dangit yall did the opposite and got this dumpster fire featured instead lol
Chapters (2)
These leaks came out hours/ a day ago and we already have fanfics. Wow this fandom is fast.
So about the fanfic; it was slightly confusing but other than that well done!
I think this site needs a new G5 tag.
You can't mark this as 'Friendship is Magic' if this is based on leaks for G5. Contact an admin about making a tag, I'm sure one of them can do it for you, but I'd refrain from trying to post G5 content till then, otherwise people will get confused with the tags
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We do need such a tag, but simply using the FiM tag will have to do for now, just as it is good enough for the very rare G1 or G3 fic that appears here.
Why is this not featured?
Isn't the setting supposed to be magicless anyway? All the above proves is that G5 unicorn horns are pointy.
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I don't think it's going to be full-on magicless; if they did that, then all the unicorn characters would just be glorified earth ponies, and that would make them all comparatively uninteresting. Not to mention, the fact that some characters can still get cutie marks shows that there is some magic left.
My guess is that there's still enough magic for ponies to do certain things with it, but it's nowhere near as potent as it was in its heyday.
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Well obviously the heroes are going to restore magic in some way, probably in the movie. But I'm thinking that comes at some point after that screenshot.
We clearly need a G5 tag.
I was writing about horn restraints before they were cool.
Also before they were tennis balls.
I feel like I missed the obvious.
It gave me a good laugh at least. Wonder if you'll make another one.
...This was a thing(s).
I feel like at this point you're only working with two walls. Go to sleep.
And good luck on your exams.
Sorry, but I've given you an upvote, Techie. As braincell-destroying as it is, it's also funny. So don't start whining that this was supposed to be bad, and start celebrating the fact that this landed in the Featured box on the front page. You earned it.
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It is now.
Now I know why I view tennis balls with such inchoate dread.
Kudos.
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Techie? Who's Techie? :)
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What.
Woo hoo another generation of insane pony fanfics my future is assured to be fun
Is this really all it takes to get featured? We are such a weird fandom.
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:D
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Hey can I drink some of your cerebrospinofluid so I can better undercieve this FLAMgastism?
Excuse me, I have not passed out from ball of lightsped fluff. I dema
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your compensation is -5 moneyz.
pay me 5 moneys.
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Congratulations! You stumped Google!
Oh, and the answer to your question is 'NO.'
If I had understood the question, the answer would have been 'NO.'
TENNIS BALLS!
how did the test go?
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This person, they're a really good author on this site that makes eerily similar crackheaded fics as you do, you should really check them out sometime :P
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I have been summoned.
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TONK!
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🤔
Fimfiction: "No, I don't think I will."
Good luck!
I hope it went well.
Do you think this tennis ball alternatives would work?
derpicdn.net/img/view/2021/2/27/2559976.jpg
Source.
Also, this picture here (might) have a higher quality than your current cover art:
derpicdn.net/img/view/2021/2/26/2559122.jpg
Source.
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:D
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Yup, I feel pretty confident about my midterms!
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🤔
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The ball of fluff incapacitated me, I anti demand my refund.
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Why not I can drink your Great And Powerful Encyclopedic Entry on CSFluid?
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^_^
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your refund request has been denied by Flam Industries. Your subscription to OnlyFlams has been extended by two months as alternate compensation.
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I know who you are.
*Laughs to death*
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I am appeased.
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>.>
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Don't worry, I won't say a word, TheMajorTechie.
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It took me a while to figure out that you had 2 accounts, but now I know. What you need to do now is claim responsibility and credit for this brilliant little tale of a unicorn and a tennis ball.
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two accounts?
en.meming.world/images/en/d/df/There_Is_Another.jpg
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Stop trying to mess around, Techie. I did the maths and...
TheMajorTechie = TechnoNerd
*audience gasps*
Yes, I found out your little secret, and now all that's left is to tell the world the truth. *evil laugh*
Kidding, I'll let everypony else figure it out for themselves.
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no seriously i have a third account and nobody's caught onto my hints
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Uh, is there supposed to be a comment there?
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yup. now find it.