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Captain_Hairball


A Warning to Others

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Where's the sex tag

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Yes! There aren't enough Twilight and Cheerilee stories

Since Big Mac has Sugar Belle Cheerilee goes for the next thing: Twilight.

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I refuse to accept SugarMac. :rainbowdetermined2:

I am basically required to read anything involving this ship.

It kind of smells… like a burrito

Jesus Christ, I'm not sure if I should be concerned with the pussies you've been eating, or the burritos.

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Jesus Christ, I'm not sure if I should be concerned with the pussies you've been eating, or the burritos.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

OMG, this is so arousing offensive! There's nothing wrong with being gay. My bisexual behind definetely shouldn't be spanked till I'm dripping on the floor! Triggered Aroused.
I am so sorry for trolling. Great story.

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Thanks!

I would... hope that my treatment of conversion therapy comes across as satirical. I would hope that people pick up on that subtle nuance. Ideally. :trollestia:

Ok, I'll describe what I felt when I was reading this. At first I cracked up, this was the silliest coming out in history, then I got aroused, the spanking with a book was damn steaming hot, but afterwards the whole arousal and mood was killed by a trash talk about pedophilia and burrito-smelling pussy... I'm still not sure how do I feel about the last one.:twilightoops: Well, at least it was funny.

So, in conclusion, I give this story 2,8 :moustache: out of five. A bit of a mood killer at the end and the spanking scene is too short and not detailed for my liking.

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So, in conclusion, I give this story 2,8 :moustache: out of five.

ABOVE AVERAGE.
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Sorry about the boner kill, I guess? Sometimes I get carried away with my little jokes. :trollestia:

Does Cheerlie's excellent spanking technique come from being a schoolteacher or from...extra curricular activities?

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I confess myself surprised that Twilight would deign to utilize her precious books as a paddle . She must not have gotten that book on Deviant Pony Sexuality or read the bdsm chapter and the spanking subheading. They have tools specifically made for the purpose of spanking , which is why they should be used rather than just grabbing whatever is on hand to execute the blows .

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...

Are you...

Are you Twilight? Because that's what Twilight would say. :rainbowlaugh:

So many stories have the comedy tag and do not deserve it. This story is eminently worthy and does not have it.

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I fear the comedy tag because when I use it someone always says 'well that wasn't funny.' :rainbowwild: Aw, but I don't need much encouragement. Adding it now.

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