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Super Trampoline


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This is a new story about new things. I wrote it in under an hour. I new I could do it. UPDATE: I only wrote the first two chapters in under an hour. The rest I wrote today. Now you new. Jesus shows up but you can't tag the Bible as a series.

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Sweetie would forever be remembered for her contributions to Equestrian infrastructure, especially after Celestia, Jesus, Buddha, and Kali's sick road trip.

Oh, Sweetie Belle. :facehoof:

Now do a "Lexington Steele in Equestria" thing

Reminds me of that Japanese anime about Jesus and Buddha’s adventures as they share an apartment in Tokyo.

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I picked a deity out of a figurative hat. Plus, she'd probably be real fun on a road trip.

Rainbow and Twilight flew to Applejack Acres... errr, Sweet Apple Acres. Imagine though, acres of lush rolling hills just covered with billions of applejack cereal pieces. It would be funny for about five minutes, and then just get frustrating. Kind of like the story writing process for me.

Ah, man, you've seen that xkcd comic, right? The one about applejacks?

I'm curious, how does one write such good stories in so less words?🤔 My originals are terrible😂

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Have I been out-shitposted? :pinkiegasp:

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This is like a highschool pottery class being taken in the shade of the Statue of Liberty

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I am better with concepts and ideas than with execution of full-fledged stories. Notice how this is more of a story concept than a story itself.

Can someone take away Super Trampoline's computer please?

I dunno, I kinda liked it.

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Interesting. So you're better at grabbing concepts instead of actual plot. What suggestions could you give, just curious?

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One suggestion would be to take artifacts of this being an animated show and use them as inspiration for story ideas. Like, that's how the rainbow factory song came about for example: "Say, they have this factory making rainbows... I wonder what they're made from?"

I'll try to think of some other suggestions and make a blog post about it or something.

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The more I read of your stories, the more I wonder if they aren't cries for help. c.c

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What is with these fucking comments?

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I'm not sure what's more interesting, this surrealistic mindfuck or the apparent breakdown of Vlade's consensus reality.

right darn fine vitals

First I thought, no it should be

vittle
noun archaic
variant spelling of victual.

But then:

vital|ˈvīdl|
noun (vitals)
the body's important internal organs, especially the gut or the genitalia.

And I realized, yes, yes, for this story, it is the only possible word to use here.

The meta melts in my mouth. 👍🏻

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Nah fam, that’s just an honest mistake. I should’ve newn better.

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Please! Don't change it, I beg you.

It would destroy my visual of AJ next to a huge pile of "sausage".

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