New Story

by Super Trampoline

New Chapter

"Twilight Sparkle," Rainbow Dash yelled rather loudly, "Did you catch the Daring Do Panel at Con of Comics? They're going to have a new series aimed at younger readers! Isn't that swell?"

"Yes, actually," Twilight responded, playing with her new brain teaser toy, "that will be perfect for you!"

"Yep," Rainbow agreed. "I can't wait to... heyyyy!"

Twilight smirked. "What a pleb."

Rainbow's cheeks reddened. "Yeah, yeah, I'm dumb, whatever. You know what else is dumb?"

"No, I don't," replied Twilight, full of scientific curiosity. "What else is dumb?"

"Well, I was going to say 'Your Face!', but that itself is extremely dumb. So my new answer is 'the dialogue in this conversation'."

Twilight sighed. "Yeah, it's pretty awful. That's what you get though, when an author in an effort to just write anything, even if it's objectively trash, checks out a library computer for an hour and tries to power through a thousand words of trite gibberish in an attempt to feel he's actually accomplishing something in life."

"Yikes," Rainbow added. "I never thought I'd say this, but I actually feel kind of bad for the guy."

"Me too, honestly, but let's not dwell on it too much. We don't want the powers that be to declare this story too meta. Come, let us instead go find more new things in Equestria."

Rainbow hoofbumped Twilight, and they flew off in search of new things in Equestria.

Author's Note:

Who writes this Gawdess Awful dialogue anyway?

This guy_v

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The more I read of your stories, the more I wonder if they aren't cries for help. c.c