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"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

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You are a Royal Day Guard. You are surprised one day to be approached by the Princess of the Night, who asks you to appear at her chambers that evening to perform an unknown task...

Written because I needed Luna cuddles.

EDIT: Featured 7/21/17! Thank you!
EDIT: Now with a reading by Kinetic Heat on Youtube, here!

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Comments ( 84 )
Dan

I approve.

Luna is pretty.

Princess Luna bites her lip. "Their wings are so leathery and uncomfortable...Is that racist? I hope not."

This... just... this is why you're one of my favorite authors. :rainbowlaugh:

You should make a sequel! :pinkiesmile:

Written because I needed Luna cuddles.

Dude, we all need Luna cuddles.

Maybe we'll play a game of truth or dare when you come to cuddle me next week."

Now you can't not have a sequel.

Dan

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But a jar of vaseline and batpones are best snuggles.

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I suppose normal ponies can't make that cute little "eee", so you're probably right. XD

"Don't be sorry!" she coos happily, looking back at you again. "I wanted affection! I knew I was right to choose you." She playfully scoffs as she turns back to the game, taking your hoof in hers and placing it around her midsection again. "What kind of pony wants unaffectionate snuggles?"

A pony that wants unaffectionate snuggles. :rainbowlaugh: They are still snuggles though, especially with a pretty princess. :heart:

IRONIC pony waifu?! Luna would be devastated!

I like this story! Cleaner than Love-your-own-Luna but still really cute!:scootangel: I look forward to the sequel!

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Bro, the only reason she is ironic is because human/pone marriages are a moral no-go. It's like how some people would totally marry their dog if they could but they can't so R I P

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I hope I deserve the honor. Thank you :heart:

Now i want a fic where Celestia goes about her day hugging every guard she comes across and no one bats ab eye, then nuzzles one ( this one? Wonder how luna would react heh) and boom paparazi all over. :trollestia:

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That's a pretty good idea, actually! :)

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Sequel confirmed then? :pinkiecrazy:

Then Twilight needs some stress relief as well i guess. Cadence has her own guard pony cuddler, but if he goes on a patrol or something im sure he knows who to ask to cuddle his wife for him. xD

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I am dying of frickin' cuteness right now!!!

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OBJECTION! You forgot an important fact, Mr. Grant. The law is against human and horse marriage.
That is to say... Humans and ponies of the MLP universe are okay to marry! Now you go marry Luna after I marry Rainbow Dash.

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Exactly this! The ponies from MLP are a fully sapient species who are intellectually equal (some greater) to humans.

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Okay, point taken. I'll consider it further, just know that I have commitment issues... :fluttershysad:

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let's make a campaign, We Need Luna Cuddles! #WNLC

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Yo I'd be down to join. #WNLC

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If this comment gets 10 likes I'll write the sequel over the weekend and post Monday night/Tues Morning

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I would be SO down to join that. Hit me up whenever it's relevant.

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Woot! You make me very happy, even with a half-promise.

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Come on, everyone! Gather your likes to get to 10!

Continuation!

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10th like. Need more weapons grade adorable.

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Well I suppose that's that then. Expect a sequel early next week, all!

That was pretty cool.

Soon after, you stumble down the hallway back to the guard barracks with a goofy smile across your face.

I've got that same kind of dopey-ass, distracted smirk/grin on my face right now. This is just too cute, God damn.

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I disagree. Luna is SEXY.
Cuddles are good too though.

Your best yet!!

Cuddles are heresy... snuggles all the way

This is a cute story, and Luna is awesome!

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Both half wrong. Luna is pretty sexy!

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I'll keep an eye out for it, then.

Really cute story! I'm looking forward for more.

wait. why did he leave?

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You've got work in the morning! But don't worry, next time, your schedule for the day after is wide open...

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(You're a Royal Guard, remember?)

I may or may not have a large Princess Luna plushie that gets used for similar purposes...

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This story may or may not be entirely based around a pillow I bought for also similar purposes

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What I'm hearing is we both need girlfriends.

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I'm trying but the last one destroyed my worldview so badly that I can't form emotional bonds with women de novo :raritydespair:
Lulu is always there to hug me tho...

You made me feel warm and fuzzy. Have a fav and a follow.

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Thank you so much! :derpytongue2: I have plenty of warm fuzziness already posted and even more on the way, if you ever need it!

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My job does this thing where it stresses me out so yes, I will partake in these fuzzies as much as possible!

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Bummer, yo. There's good ones out there if you look hard enough. Speaking of looking, I should really put in more than zero effort into that search.

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No I'm a goddamn jobless shut in. "You" is the royal guard.
I'm being hilarious. Please laugh.

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