The sun and moon are in a stalemate.
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity have all mysteriously been turned into alicorns.
On top of that, everypony is freaking out because of the previously mentioned events, and the godly Princesses have vanished.
Somepony call the Hardy Boys!
...Er, Rarity.
Alicorn story here we go...
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The point of this fanfic is to take the trope and slap it senseless a couple of times before tying it up and feeding it to the gars. I know it seems cliche beyond belief right now, but hopefully I can change that.
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"like a handsome Mexican stallion"
I like where this is going.
I... laughed?
... I laughed. I actually laughed.
At this.
Wow, do I feel weird.
Scumbag Opal ruins everything, zero bucks given.
Here we go...
"her yellowed teeth shining in the sunlight."
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