Leave your headcanons at the door.
One year after first meeting humanity, the ponies of Equestria have signed an integration agreement, binding humans to ponies, changelings, and all other intelligent species.
However, right after signing the agreement, Princesses Celestia and Luna find out just how morally degenerate mankind is.
A parody of the Conversion Bureau genre. Rated Teen + sex for some tame descriptions.
Day 8 of my Self-Imposed 28 Fics in 28 Days Challenge
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Plot twist turns out ponies were responsible for all of that stuff.
Okay probably not, but it would be kind of interesting if Celestia goes to this extreme only to find out that it wasn't even the humans fault.
Ha ha ha! Now I'm not normally a fan of "ponies force transformation" and are the villains in CB stories but this as a reason is halrious. Humans are peverted, convert them all!
Because converting the humans to ponies will definitely get rid of these depravities.
A fun little thing.
So that's why I'm now a walking talking pony...
Dude...it's just porn. Nothing to get worked up about...Unless ponies don't have porn whatsoever. What a dark, dark world that they must live in if sexual desires were not fully explored in any way. Where they only have their own thoughts and reality to think of scandalous material. I'm pretty sure most of the royal guards, while not unappreciative of the royal appearance, may actually like the fact that they were presented as having sex with all the princesses. Anywho, I like this. You got yourself a follower.
7933580 It's a joke.
7933607 I know. Just making a joke. (Although, I guess some people might not get my satirical take on it. That's comedy I guess.)
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7933689 "Aha, I was merely kidding about my stupidity! Joke's on you!"
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*That face that you get when you can't tell if someone's being sarcastic or not*
"Sister, it's worse than we imagined!"
"I sincerely doubt that, Luna."
"This is a picture of us."
"And?"
"HOLDING HOOVES."
"Jesus crunchy Christ. Just kill me now. And all humanity. And everypony with internet connection. Including yourself, I'm sorry, but I can't risk this leaking."
"I was hoping you'd say so, actually! The cyanide will kill me in 3 minutes and counting."
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If Ponies have an estrus cycle like terrestrial equines, they probably aren't thinking about it most of the time, and during mating season, they're doing it. Probably greatly reduces the need for porn.
But really, if we made contact with a species of intelligent Ponies with their own form of internet, and we found out they were uploading thousands of pictures of the present Administration having gay group sex, Americans would be dreadfully outraged...
...well, nearly half of them, anyway.
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I'd be downloading as much of it as I could then.^_^
Bahahahahaha!!!! Yeah, that’s just funny. I think they would be that appalled. Haha, I love that closing line too!