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Tumbleweed


A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

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Cynewulf #1 · Oct 7th, 2016 · · 1 ·

I'm highly amused that the book's pages are dogeared very specifically.

10/10 would chuckle lightly again

You should write drunk more often. This was quite amusing.

Ironically enough, it all made sense in the end. Most enjoyable. Thank you for it.

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Seconded, this was a blast to read XD

More drunk= funnier story :rainbowlaugh:

Please do more stories drunk.

SS

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah, this makes a whole lot of sense. Eventually. Also, sneaky of you, Flutters! :yay:

That was definitively something that happened :rainbowlaugh:

And it made sense! As said 7624682,

10/10 would chuckle lightly again

I shouldn't have laughed at this, as it looks fairly slap-dash, but then again the idea of Discord not understanding sex, as well as the thought of slapping Dash brings a smile to my face. :rainbowderp:

Write drunk, edit sober.

I... may not edit enough.

Oh god i chuckled so hard

Seems legit. It's not like being Nth-dimensional means you're intrinsically aware of which dimension your N-ing at any given time.

Now what happens if you get high and write?

Whatever tickles your pickle.
This was a fun, tongue-in-cheek satire of clop. I enjoyed it right from the very first sentence.
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I love how the second part was able to make total sense.

“So, uh … I'm just offering a little bit of constructive criticism, but … do you, um … do you know how sex actually works?”

This line made me actually laugh out loud.

I chuckled. I enjoyed both sections equally. But does it really deserve the M rating? Might've been all right with a TEEN.

This reminds me of a story idea that'll never see the light of day involving a clop story where all the characters question just how impossible most of their ridiculous fetishes truly are. (All of Megapone's work, basically.) "I should be dead by now." :twilightoops:

Well this was the most fun story I have read in some time. Heh, you need write while drunk more often. :ajsmug:

Discord is a terrible writer

The worst part...
Some part of me feels offended. As in the story is parodying something I wrote.

That is neither pornography nor erotica. I don't know what that was, man.

I can't not upvote this.

It's like my responsibility to make out with hot babes. And you're the most responsible pony I know!

This. This is logic at it's finest.

Twilight, sex should not include a big band musical number. That's just a mood killer right there. Erotic polka maybe, but nopony wants to try and get it on while somepony is playing "When The Saints Come Marching In" you weirdo.

That's O.K., I may have been a bit drunk when I started reading this.

I read this thinking maybe Sheldon from big bang theory got bored and tried writing some erotica :rainbowlaugh:

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Hilarious. :D Best part is the dog-eared pages.

If that's how you write when you're drunk, let me buy you a round :rainbowlaugh:

I reviewed this story as part of Read It Later Reviews #68.

My review can be found here.

The plot twist is a tried and true one, but that doesn't mean it's a bad one.

This was fun. I laughed. I cried. I remembered I had to buy pickles.

I found this whole story hilariously awesome! :twilightsmile: Another awesome fic from Tumbleweed!

:twilightoops::rainbowderp: If Twi and Dash read Discord's por- erotica story, they would never look at each other in the same way again.
7930410 I completly agree with you there. :rainbowlaugh:

Here via your recent reviewer attention. My time was definitely not wasted. :pinkiehappy: Others have praised you for the dog-eared pages, but personally I love the vague and somewhat tenuous implication that Fluttershy was trying to subtly role-play out a scenario like his story's, but Discord missed all the cues.

It stayed on my RIL list for far too long. It wasn't hillarious, but it was a very good idea and it never failed to bring a smile and a small laugh.
And that was good.
Have a cookie!

That got several laugh-out-loud moments from me.

“But I am still unsure and shy, because I have a terrible secret fetish!”

I know that feeling Twilight. I, too, have a fetish for terrible secrets.

"Why, it seems that all of your 'civilization' was really just invented so you ponies could think of new ways to mash their squishy bits together.”

Quote of the day. Writing that on the community board of my dorm tomorrow.
:rainbowlaugh:

I'll admit, it is very funny.

7633091 "This one time, at band camp ... " :scootangel:

Comment posted by Set deleted Apr 11th, 2018

Just from the first few paragraphs, i know im going to be laughing throughout the wjole thing

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