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Diokno44


I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online

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Equestria is under siege. From the skies burst forth hundreds upon hundreds of skeletal beings. Their weapons burst forth a sickly green burst of energy, liquefying any and all that dared to stand against them. In their darkest hour, the Princesses call upon the Multiverse to grant them a champion....

....Unfortunately, they got Kaldor Draigo, and his BEARD OF TINY MEN, who he must KILL, alongside the Ordo Draigo, and their mighty hams!

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Eh, What the hell. I like.

I was wondering if you were actually going to write this thing. :raritywink:

7464964 The second chapter shall feature Sly Marbo aiding the Equestrians

Ah.... Another ITEHATTSD fan. Well met.

And that's a like, favorite, and a tracking

7464979 And what about the literally infinite guardsman tide?

7465054 Yes, with Ollanius Pius at his head


7465046 Hail fellow fan! Yes, the adventures of our FABULOUS Manperor and his fellows is probably one of my favorite non LP series

Have you seen the like button? I can't seem to find it.

This I like, this I like a lot.:pinkiecrazy: Speaking of, I only know of W40K lore from the games, where does Kaldor Draigo come in? I wish to gain figurines in the future.

7465096 There shall be much fixing of Bayonets

7465160 Wouldn't there technically be infinite bayonet fixing?

Now I see Spike as Kitten. Bring on the custodians !!

Fire and flame, we are one!

7465158 Kaldor Draigo was a Supereme Grand Master of the Grey Knights, who had a Power Sword, Titansword, it was called, that could seriously harm Daemons. He was trapped in the Warp by a Daemon he sealed away back as a Scout, and now he´s apparnetly trying to kill Slaneesh

7465252 Hmm, more chapter ideas. The Fabstodes vs Tirek. None can withstand their lubricated, toned abs!

7465262 No! Not the toned abs!!!

I will follow this, thanks for the laughs

7465287 They will rub their oiled, meaty bodies all over Tirek, their personal meltaguns shall shower him in holy goo. Hehehe :trollestia: And glad to hear

YES....just...YES...THIS FIC IS FULL OF YES

7465257 you forgot to say that he is also batshit bonkers too

7465108 draigo replaced it with the ham button.

7465991 That is quite true, and how OP this man is

7466192 thats why we love him...him and his beard men

7466613 Next chapter shall feature Sly Marbo, and the next shall feature the Fabstodes+Kitten

7466729 wait this is based off of if the emperor had a text to speech device isn't it, so hilarious I love it

7466827 Yes it is my friend, more to come

7467789 All hail the Man-Emperor of Mankind!

I also posted this in the WH40K group forum, but thought it should be posted here instead:

What's next after that?

Applejack meets Rogal Dorn? "Equine hooves cannot topple properly constructed fortifications."
Blueblood and the nobles summon the High Lords of Terra? "THIS SOUNDS HIGHLY F:yay:G ILLEGAL!"
Magnus and Kitten try to borrow a book from Twilight?
Big Mac and the Fabstodes get into a flexing contest?
The CMC summon Little Billy in his cardboard Astartes costume?
Discord trolls the Chaos Gods on Spacebook?
Luna and Corax compare angsty poems?
Rainbow Dash meets I, Cato Sicarius?
"For it is I, Cato Sicarius, who is 25% cooler and, I, Cato Sicarius, should be made Chapter Master a Wonderbolt!
:rainbowhuh: "You can't even FLY!
"Flying is unnecessary when you are I, Cato Sicarius!"

7468816 Next shall be Sly Marbo and an infinite army of guardsmen, filled with AAAAAAaAAAAHHHHHH and much affixing of bayonets

7468816 But, I, Cato Sicarius, shall be appearing in this ¨fan fic¨ at a later date

7465229 Affix bayonnet, charge, die, repeat until enemies trip over dead bodies

7485932

until enemies trip over dead bodies

Correction: "until enemies drown in blood"

7485970
But only in a totally non-heretical, non-Khorne way of drowning in blood.

Berserker BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
:derpytongue2: Muffin?
Berserker MUFFINS FOR MY RUMBLY TUMMY!

7485980 MUFFINS FOR THE MUFFIN GODDESS!

7485970 That as well. It´s gonne be a brand new Blood Tide, sans Sisters of Battle and Grey Knights. Well, sans Draigo

7486029 Adeptus Sororitas hat! Buy one today are your local Emperor´s ImperiumWorld today!

7770122 There shall more even more

The REAL thing to see would be Dash meeting the Kahn (jagati Kahn). The only question now is how to get him away from the dark eldar he's either drag racing or raiding at this very moment.

9115825
Hmm, and then the race between Space Mongul boi and Rainbow Dash would commence

7485992
GAWD DAMN IT SPACE MARINE NAVI!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!

7485992
*laughing* That's as a good as Bread for the bread god.

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