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You probably don't know him.

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Twilight Sparkle wants to teach the fillies a Very Important Lesson about drugs. Of course, in order to do that, she needs to get her hooves on some drugs.

That shouldn’t be difficult.

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Well that got dark real fast.

This was really funny, especially the ending! Great job! :rainbowlaugh:

Scootaloo knows that it’s wrong to use steroids to get an unfair competitive advantage

Great, now I have this image stuck in my head of Scootaloo buzzing around town like an angry hornet due to her being in an uncontrollable 'roid rage. :rainbowlaugh:

“Uh, we just said we know that,” Apple Bloom pointed out.

And knowing is half the battle!


As for the ending, the real irony is Twilight would have been the perfect pony to teach that lesson since she already has the look down pat. I guess the CMC didn't learn anything from the Smarty Pants incident...

“It’s not that,” Apple Bloom replied. “It’s just that… that isn’t marijuana. It’s a jar of oregano.”

I lost it there. :rainbowlaugh:

I've often felt that anyone who foalnapped the CMC would very quickly wish they hadn't.

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Exactly! I'm not worried about those three at all.

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I once wrote a story from the prompt “getting them was the easy part,” in which the CMC were kidnapped . . . much to the misfortune of the kidnappers.

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