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Comments ( 98 )

This reeks of clickbait.

Good start can't wait to read more :pinkiehappy:

After all, what could go wrong in a teleporter experiment?

Wow, the story's description is asking for trouble. That's not good.

Unfortunately, the citizens thought that electing someone who was fun to watch was a good idea. They learned quickly just how wrong they were.

I feel like you're trying to mention a certain candidate without actually mentioning them.

The President Supreme invaded the country to the north. That country, whose name Eric could never remember, had fought valiantly, as had their allies, but the president used weapons that the world had hoped to never see again. After the war, the president sold land rights to industries from around the globe. Those industries stripped the land and poisoned the air. It had gotten so bad, that the only hope left was to simply leave it all behind and try to start over.

So, escaping to Canada is not an option. Got it.

Eric’s studies of history told him that the country was nearly covered with forests, some bordering on jungles, a hundred and fifty plus years ago.

Portal to Equestria won't exist until 2166? Crap. :fluttercry:

I can't wait for more.

7286254 you are very astute :trollestia:

Eric was on the verge overheating when, “You know, it’s been many centuries since anypony has tried to warm my bed, even longer since they had tried to do so without my permission. I commend you on your achievement and as a reward, I shall grant you ten seconds before teleporting you to the deepest, darkest, dankest cell I have and then I will have a conversation with my guards regarding your freedom of movement. Okay, ready? Ten, nine, eight…”

Praise the sun :rainbowlaugh: I love how Celestia can be so calm yet scary at the same time :rainbowkiss:
Anyway, aside for Turn Key's questionable level of professionalism, kudos for showing the ponies take some precaution when dealing with their guest. I've seen far too many stories where they're depicted as idiots.

Ten bucks says he turns around and tried to grab second base before she reaches zero.XD

7371827 why you think a angry celestia is in the top 3 mlp senerios that scare me

Unfortunately, at this stage Celestia didn’t exactly know what to make of Steven.

Who's Steven? I thought the main character in this was Tommy. Where'd Steven come from?

Holy shit... poor fella.

Truly glad to see this back! Thank you!

8258699
Did I seriously give him the wrong name the whole time? S#!t :derpytongue2:

8258699
There we go, I fixed it.

Hope you write more really good story

Why did I not receive an update to this story? This site fails sometimes, as this is the second story that got updated without alerting me...

And silly Celestia, thinking it's ok to manhandle someone with magic after they've explictly told you they don't believe in it, implying that the concept is completely foreign and alien to them. But yeah, lets carry him around like a ragdol, I'm sure he'll be completely comfortable with that.

Geeze what the hell is her problem. That's an easier way if making enemy's than friends. Can't wait for more soon.

8397012
1. Wrong guess on both
2. I've done dickhead Blueblood, now I want to do one that's seen the error of his ways and come out the better for it.

8398831
What can I say, I'm a Flutter-lover. But no, Fluttershy is not the target.

In this universe, Celestia sends Twilight to Ponyville to learn about Friendship because she sucks at it.

8405605
This is well after Twilight makes Princess rank. Celestia sees she's not in the right frame of mind to deal with Tommy so she sends him away with a guide/ guardian.

8405645
Yet Tommy had already agreed to go to Ponyville. Threatening to lock him up was excessive. Celestia really needs to work on making up with people (or creatures, I don't know which) she's traumatized, i.e accepting that he wants to be away from her and won't instantly forgive her.

8405731
I've been told my previous characters were all too forgiving. I'm going a different way this time.

8405888
Still, Tommy had already agreed to go to Ponyville. She threatened to lock him up because of what he said. Does she really want to be friends with him?

8407205
At this point, it's not her main concern. I have plans though. Big-ish plans

8407971
Yeah well I don't think Tommy is going to forget the choice of Ponyville or confinement any time soon

8410477
Eh, it depends on how forgiving he is. Some people forgive after a short while, others longer. And some never forget.

8481346
We have to wait and see

8481611
Yeah... I was just jumping on an opportunity to 'shout' Merlin.
I wasn't actually taking a guess.

:pinkiehappy:"MOER!" :ajbemused:"Really, Pinkie? Why?" :pinkiesmile:"Becauz."

Interesting. Very interesting...

so in this fic Equestria is future Earth? And he time traveled instead of teleporting

Shh... don't spoil it :trollestia:

8605872
Not quite what I had planned.

Great chapter dude.

Hmmm, quite the interesting story so far. Very curious as to the blue child.

8854271
The blue girl will be back. hopefully soon.

7286254
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... escape to Switzerland... The statistically safest place to go to in a war

*le gasp* foreshadowing

hmmmmmmm i see potential

Will this story have any sex scenes, implied or otherwise, where the woman does most or all of the work?

Heh. Humans and dogs have been partners for something like 20,000 years. I did not see this coming, but it feels right. Now I'm picturing a bunch of diamond dog pups hanging around him in Ponyville. Shenanigans, I say! :moustache:

8937250
I will not be writing any clop. Not because I'm against it, but because I'm no good at it. If someone wants to write clop based off my work, I'm cool with that.

Huh, not bad here. Old millennia ingrained instincts don't face easily.

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I thought it was clever:raritywink:

Ooh can't wait to see where this goes next

When will they ask about him reading the book?

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