(Part of the Doomsdayverse)
It’s audition day, and hardly anypony around even has a shot at cinching it. Mostly because they all bailed the instant they found out what the audition was for.
But Lightning Dust is different from those quitters, because if there’s one thing she isn’t, it’s a quitter. Another thing she isn’t is employed, so there’s that to worry about too, but it won’t matter, because by the end of the day, she’ll have a job and a new family (did I mention that’s what the audition was for?)!
Provided she doesn’t blow the audition, and given the gaggle of weirdos and numbskulls she’s trying to join, anything could happen.
Note: This story does not contain doomsday devices. Just thought you should know going in, in case that's a nonstarter.
Only 15% match?
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Hey, a 100% match on the first 15% of salary is a lot.
Given who you work for, I think the AD&D is more relevant than the 401K, Flash.
Trixie. He is dating Trixie.... only not normal Trixie but rather Element of Humility Trixie from the mirror universe.
I look forward to more Crepúsculo stories with slacker Lightning Dust in them.
*Reads through the story*
*Looks through comment section*
*Looks at description for a prequel story*
*Looks through author's stories*
*Comes back to the comment section to chronicle his steps*
Yup. I am here, assured to say... What the hell just happened? I understand the gist of it, Lightning becoming part of a family consisting of Sombra, Twilight, Cadence, Shining Armor, and Spike but... what, who, when, why, how?! When did they become a family, where did Sombra come from, why did this occur... why did everypony flee from the audition? I don't get it DX
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She's not a slacker. Her day-to-day routine is just very highly optimized.
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The answer is the same I usually give for questions like this: It's best not to question it too much.
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I refer you to this story: Anypony for Doomsday?
WARNING: If your brain is pone to breaking, please exercise caustion and keep track of the bronkenness of thy brain.
(All *highly exxageratied funger quotes* "typos" are intentional)
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As for you sir, I very muchly enjoy your brand of sensical nonsense. More plz.
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*prone, caution, brokenness, exaggerated, finger*
There, you happy?