Why in the world are Twilight and Applejack sitting at the bar, downing shots of possibly flammable liquids? Why are the rest, minus one or two, joining them? Why ever did I write this?
Warning: While this is not clop, it does allude to some adult themes. You have been warned.
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Weird.
Well. . . that was. . . very well done considering the name of the fic.
I am amused. Good work!
Two ponies sat at the bar.
They drank some beers and left.
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I would highly appreciate a .GIF source of this picture
Seriously, reading this story is the equivalent of driving to a gas station to fill up the tank with exactly the amount of petrol that the trip demanded; I fail to see a point to this tale. There does not appear to be much buildup to anything, or any sort of plot whatsoever.
You deserve a compliment. This is an interesting situation for these characters to be in.
Ohhh, I laughed. So much...
'Tis good comedy here.
Not bad, though there is one problem. I don't understand how the other three found out. Did they walk in on Spike and Rarity at the same time or a few seconds later? If it's the latter, why didn't those two lock the door the first time? If it was the former, why did they take so much longer to get to the bar?
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Pretty much. This was spawned out of a random thought I had, and...well, it shows. Heh, wrote it just to see how it'd turn out. Thanks for the compliment
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The latter, and they were....ahem. Distracted. >.> I didn't convey that properly in the story though.
734096
...what, they were watching!? So Applejack and Twilight just bolted the moment they saw Spike's cock!?
734120
I mean Spike and Rarity were distracted. Hence, why they didn't lock the door. They didn't realize anyone had walked in.
734146
Oh, I forgot which one was former and which one was latter. Um... So where did this happen and why was all five of them there?
Oh that was fantastic. I was trying to watch the hockey game and read this at the same time. I've been waiting for the Kings to win forever, but this damn fic kept dragging my attention fro the game. Dammit. Totally worth it. This was hilarious. Good job!!
ive done what twilight did before man i lost some money that night but hay i cant even remember why i went there in the first place just that it was gross
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Im saving that for the sequel. >.> Maybe. (Probably Rarities shop, and Twi came to get spike, AJ came because she was with Twi trying to find her lasso Spike borrowed, Fluttershy because Rarity missed her spa appointment, Dash because she crashed in, and Pinkie because, well, shes pinkie.)
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Thanks! ^_^ Glad I was good enough to distract you from sports. =P
continuation from diffrent POV
Nice.
One thing that bothered me though is that Rarity owns any leather at all, considering it's an animal product.
Interesting story, short and random but not badly written. I really lack many words for it as it didn't really give that much to go on, I guess I can just say that Spike gets all the ladies?
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Synthetic, good sir. ^_^ Or I assume so....*ponders*....now I have an idea for a Rarity centric version of cupcakes....
...
Why does my brain do this to me.
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Born from a random thought, so...yeah, not much. Wrote it to stop the idea from bugging me any more.
THANK YOU!
I haven't laughed so hard for a while now and it was surprisingly really needed
God I hope this doesn't bring mental images...
I like the little Fluttermac referance
Made my day! Laughed my ass off for a good morning. Good descriptive skills and good job at being oblique and still getting the idea vividly across. Thanks!
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Thank you! Glad ya liked it so much.
And who doesn't love a little Fluttermac every now and then?
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Thank you! ^_^ Glad I could pull that off.
734120 Cocks. Remember, Spike's got two.
I imagine the clopfic fans would love a prequel.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind either, just for the humor. 
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Don't ask how I know this, but that's not unheard of. Snakes appear to have two as well. But what's interesting is that they have more girth than length.
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I doubt I could write that with a straight face long enough to actually finish. XD Besides "Like Fine Wine" by Sleepless Brony does a decent job, tho he doesnt opt for humor.
but maybe I'll give it a shot.
774329
I wish that was the strangest thing the internet has taught me. Hell, thats not even the strangest thing the nets taught me specifically about animal penis.
Two ponies walked into a bar, you'd think one of them would've seen it!
They
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Pinkie!...just...wow...just...wut?
The hangovers will be strong with these ones!
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Man I need to revisit this one. Redo it. The idea still makes me laugh, but bloody heck, I was not a good writer then.