Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

Scraping my way up

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Not a changeling.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

I'm a go playing brony who reads and writes fan fiction works. That's about all you need to know.

Hello, I'm a writer and fan reader of Fallout Equestria. nice to meet you all ^^

See Ya

Doctor of Physics and sometime Adjunct Professor. Warning: thinking required.

A jack-of-all-trades content producer who loves long action/adventure epics. I write a webcomic called Friendship is Dragons: http://friendshipisdragons.com/

Leave a message at the tone.

Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.

Forget not that I am a derp.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Welcome to the internet, where all arguements are invalid because we can't shove books down anyone's throats. Have a nice day.

South Ozzie, if I get too serious, slap me silly. My mind works in myste...why do I smell pink?

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down. -Gin Blossoms

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

For someone named "TheTimeSword", I sure don't manage my time very well.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I'm Canadian!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

If a Slenderman falls in the forest, does anyone care?

For the winds of kovator beeya!

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.