King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

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Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

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I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

This is fiction. But it is based...

8000 soldiers!

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