"Inspiration comes and goes; that's neither a good or bad thing. It just means that I'm going to sit here and be lazy until I don't want to be." ~Some a**hole who quotes himself.
Pinkie stalked Twilight all afternoon. Now she's wondering why there's these sounds coming from the Alicorn's bathroom.
These very familiar sounds.
Very erotic sounds.
Almost sounds like she's masturbating.
Wait...
GASP
Can I just re-brand a story completely like this?
Tagged Sex for sexual humor.
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> Story (according to title) is about masturbation
> "Contains: Hyperventilation"
GG
I wonder what it's about.
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Wigglytuffs!
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1:2 Like:Dislike ratio
This must be worse than I thought.
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Nah, that's all the bandwagon-haters. Give it time, it'll mellow out eventually.
6746389 I'm noticing a disturbing trend of stories about Pokemon.
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Gotta write 'em all, I guess.
That twist though...
6746407 Seems you're right!
6746430 Heh, Pinkie certainly didn't see that coming.
I should leave...
Comedy and masturbation?! Where can it go wrong?!
Oh, It's good, but a bit confusing in a few places. Jokes a bit convoluted here and there. Still, worth the effort.
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6746407 Still a better fad than Displaced.
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I'll drink to that.
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"The shit I put up with."
6748765 "All work and no play make Rarity go crazy."
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Better yet, "All work and no play makes Rarity a dull mare."
Sex tag and Mature.
6776850 Thanks, I reread the FAQ, and this falls under Teen and Sex.
I need confirmation. Did Pinkie Pie know what Twilight was really implying in that last scene?
6930765 Who knows?
Was Twilight even implying anything? Maybe she really did have pie! 
Something I forgot to comment on.
6962233 Don't question the pie!
-reads title-
O_O
-turns off computer and walks outside-
-comes back in and reads-
To Be Continued...
Is it just me or Rarity is talking in a weirdly psuedo-shakespearian way (if that makes sense)