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I can only imagine what Luna is like...
I bet Twilight would be like sticking your dick in a dusty old library!
Well that was a wtf read
I have yet to find the comedy part myself though best of luck to others 
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The coldness of space I imagine Luna's might be in this alternate universe.
Twilight might be safe to cum inside. Oh, Luna and Celestia would be so jealous. XD
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You did not find this funny? Ah well, you can't win every time.
Poor Anon and Tia, I feel sory for them.
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Now we know why only Cadence is married.
Alright, so all this would mean Cadence would make you drop dead from too much pleasure I assume? Or maybe kill you with love? Good story again Bendy!
6654962 It would instantly sap all the kinetic energy from the cock, turning it to sub zero temperatures where i would break off ala flower in Liquid Nitrogen... God this is what I talk about when I read your stupidly great stories.
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Death by snu-snu.
What if Chrysalis tried to safe Shining from it?
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They'd be so jealous.
Twilight could be safe to make love too... but nopony goes out with her because she's too much of a nerd. XD
Yeah, it's quite sad for this alternate universe, yet wanting love Celestia many HIE romance.
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She must cast magic on Shining Armor's heart to stop him from dying and cast a spell to protect his penis.
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You can still hug and kiss tough. And she still can suck dicks.
6654984 Celestia and Luna must be so jealous of Cadence, it must be like sticking it in a wahoo made of narcotics
6654962 I still enjoyed the read, just found a lack of comedy overall. Don't worry though it wasn't considered a favorite you still got a thumbs up from me.
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She could be one of the lucky ones. If she is Celestia and Luna would be so jealous.
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I always like Twilight in her scientists-stalker mode, she is so cute when she do it. I imagine her making some research to help Tia and Anon.
Yup, it sad comedy, though your stories more creative and interesting when humanity not attacked by boogeymans.
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This was a spicy read, I dare say it was very hot, I'm sweating from the sheer heat of this fic's popularity...
I'll stop now..
Nice job
I think it's safe to say I've basically created a new (albeit a very small) universe here.
So, if anyone wishes to make their own spin on this universe they can do so freely if they wish and don't even need to ask me for permission.
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Man, this story has so much squeal fuel. Twilight helping Anon and Celestia could be hilarious.
That's true. But I like the mental image of seeing canon Celestia (close to canon anyway) beating the crap out of Xenolestia puts a smile on my face.
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So I started thinking of ways to expand on this.
Yeah... Bad idea.
Celestia is superheated.
Luna is supercooled.
You have to be careful not to stand in the path of Twilight's orgasms.
Cadance, like 6654990 said, would probably be the single best experience you'd have in your life, and you'd spend the rest of your life trying to duplicate it.
And then we have Princess Erroria... (When she grows up, of course.)
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Her... orifices... are, shall we say, 'mixed around.'
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You did it fine, but war is not a funny by itself. Thought could be fun to read about human X Celestia after a war with Xenolestia. How he spend time with pony he hate too much, but after some time together he will understand that Celestia and Xenolestia are diffetent ponies and fell in love with Tia.
Or how Celestia would prove to humans that she is not a monster, after she defeated Xenolestia.
Temperatureproof condom by Sparkle.
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Flesh melting spice! XD
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Twilight's cum blasts out like a fire hose. XD
It be funny to see Shining Armor also allows his wife to bang people he likes. In this case, Anon.
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Along with Celestia doing the best she can help humanity recover from the devastation caused by Xenolestia would be heartwarming to see.
That could be first break through. Before she manages to create a spell which protects Anon's penis from the heat inside Celestia.
6655235 Only for the most tough people 8'D
So does Celestia cum lava?
My main objection to this is that Equestria would surely use Farrierenheight.
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No.... that would be yet another alternate universe.
Though that does sound funny.
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So that's how Pompeii was really destroyed.
Lmao, the plot to these stories man....They're just too much xD
Dammit Bendy, you need to tag it with Sad
That poor, beautiful pony.
I bet Luna would have a similar problem, only it would result in a penisicle.
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She will find a way... somehow.
It's real Pluto in there. XD
6655933 does that mean Chrysalis would be like sticking it in a jar of spiders or beetles? or maybe it would be a colder version of Cadance?
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Uhhh, that would be a major boner kill for me.
The colder version doesn't sound so bad... as long as it's not like Luna's.
i bet the princess of the sun whould be nice and warm
also thanks cause Favourite princess
(could totally live by those restrictions)
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bendy only writes super serious fics
cause he is super serious
Mr. Bendy. I'm sure you cleaned it up, but there's kinda a flaw the story on my POV for you see! Celestia could possibly envelop his phallus in a protect shield of her own magic(since her physical and magical matrix can resist fire heat no matter the temperature).
I've read most of your stories and this was the first I found one in the story's own premise.
But then again... We'll just have wait for a sequel xD
Eh, he just needs to be fused with some magical elemental thing. He just needs to turn into a water type! Fire is weak to water!
My money was on "I don't have genitals or asshole. Alicorns absorb everything we eat, so we don't need a digestive system."
You managed to make me do a double take. Awesome.
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This reminds me of another fic where Celestia has a similar issue, but didn't account for a determined Twilight Sparkle.
6656621 Kinda hard to keep the spell active during orgasm, I'd assume.
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She may have to use rune magic on his dick to protect it or something.
Or a magic condom (as Anabiosis7 suggested) or something.
6657503 Pretty sure she doesn't need a spell to ruin his dick.
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I meant rune magic.
Based on the comments, I'm going to assume this is futa.
Downvoted.
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It isn't actually futa. Shocking, I know.
Bucky ball insulated ceramic condom cooled by refrigeration laser?
They idea behind this is funnier than how you executed it, but kudos for not going the "utterly weird and insane fetish porn" route regardless.
Also, teenage Celestia having anonymous buttsex in a toilet stall, lel. And I thought I was weird at that age.
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Well done Bendy well done! It's ridiculously absurd enough but moving at the same time. Omfg you did the impossible. Well done.
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6654984 She would be the only of the mane six I would date because she is a nerd.
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I know, that's why I've allowed others make to their own (potentially better) version of this story. (They don't even need to credit me if they wish)
It's a most romantic place. XD
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Thanks. Quite rare for stories to do that, it is.
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Me too. I'd love to read a book with her and hold her in my arms.
6660916 I'd love to talk about the quantum mechanical nature of magic with her, as well as if it changes from the subatomic to the macro scale. So sexy to hear a girl talk about physics.
6657583 Get downvoted, son.
6663017 Not the first time, won't be the last. I rather enjoy pissing off futa-fags, and God knows there are enough of them around these parts.