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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Anon you lucky bastard

What a nice fic you got here.

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You got some Celestia action, hi-jinks with Twilight and Anon being awesome. It would be a shame if anything happened to it just because a certain somebody noticed certain subject matter and thought, why couldn't they be asked to edit?

But it's a fine story all the same.

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I'm sorry... I didn't think.

Would you like me to ask said person more in the future?


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Indeed.

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*snorts*

I'm just messing with you. There will be no property damage today. I'm actually in the middle of writing a story inspired by your use of butts and well... Celestia.

By the way, what made you decide to start the story with Twilight eating steak?

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Oh, that's a relief. Still, I'll keep note of this and ask in the future.

I'm actually in the middle of writing a story inspired by your use of butts and well... Celestia.

Awesome! That sounds like something I would like.

By the way, what made you decide to start the story with Twilight eating steak?

I like steak. Plus the fandom seems to make a joke about Twilight now liking meat ever since the Equestria Girls movie.

Mr. Random Strikes Again!

Celestia, you caved too easily...

She unleashed a lustful moan upon her tongue making contact with the sandwich.

This was all I needed to brighten my day. Thanks for that.

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That or she likes buttsex. She has the human spoiled.


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Yep! It's me, Bendy.

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You're welcome!

....but cake

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Anon must suffer the consequences.

This got to be the best description of the year.

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Thank! I seem good at making the descriptions.

Also, as of right now, I got zero dislikes.

I die every time. :rainbowlaugh:

Only you Bendy, only you :rainbowkiss:
Hehehehe, all da buttshex~

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Only me? Who will carry on the torch when I evenally die?

And yes, buttsex with Celestia is best buttsex.

Also, the real lesson of this story when is Celestia is angry with you, all you have to do is: tell her you're sorry, she's beautiful and giver her mane a pet. Works every time.

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D: I didn't think of that! Guess we'll have to put your consciousness into a robot!

Very best! And Luna, Dashie... Pinkie Pie... uh... *hides*

Very good lesson! :yay:
I see two of my stories in the Also Liked box :rainbowkiss: that make me happy~

I didn't think of that! Guess we'll have to put your consciousness into a robot!

That robot better by powered by beer. Just like Bender.

With beer and cigars I still be able to get the nice fleshy human ladies as a robot. Beer and cigars make you look cool.

Very best! And Luna, Dashie... Pinkie Pie... uh... *hides*

I love their butts too. At least with Pinkie Pie she would not need to use weight suppressing magic when it comes to butt fun, unlike Celestia. There are downsides to having such a big butt.

I see two of my stories in the Also Liked box :rainbowkiss: that make me happy~

I'm not sure how that works. It seems almost random on what story goes there. I did like them though.

Well then... that happened... and it had me laughing :rainbowlaugh: god damn it Bendy!

This... was golden. Had me laughing, bring me another!

Wha- I don't even- Take my like! Just take it!

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That robot better by powered by beer. Just like Bender.

Do you through about renaming yourself in Drank Bendy?

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Thank you. I'll try my best.

I can't always come up with stuff like this.


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That's a cool picture!

Me, Bender: Quotes.

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Nah, I'll keep Bendy. It sounds cool.

Did you like this story?

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I like it. I love when Tia do a naughty things that other ponies don't expect, like allow to Anon to ride her in public (Wonder, what Bluebood will say about it, how he would react on some human riding and dating princess Celestia.). I like your characterization of Tia. In your stories you write her not like princess Celestia but like just Celestia, who have her own needs and feels but must to deal with her power. Happy and naughty Celestia is best Celestia.

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Blueblood would probably be angry about it. But wouldn't do much else other than glare at her. He's not very bright nor brave enough to do anything.

who have her own needs and feels but must to deal with her power. Happy and naughty Celestia is best Celestia.

With great power comes great responsibility. Also she doesn't want those close to her to fear her due to her power.

herp #28 · Nov 1st, 2015 · · 8 ·

downvoted for awful misleading summery.

Bendy your going to kill me, i can't stop laughing.

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I know, but I like the sound of it.


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Becareful. Some people have actually laughed to death.

Well half of the fic is Twilight eating steak Considering its only 1,324 words and she isnt even in the tag list that entire scene was nothing but filler.
The rest was a little bit funny but it had barely even started and then it was over.

We've seen in the show that the high society ponies in Canterlot are a bunch of shallow trend followers and that if they see a princess pose in a dress, they'll all want a copy of that dress.

And that's why Bendy needs to write a sequel.

Laughed

10/10

I really wish I was the guy in most of your stories lol

They have such a great time!

Your stories make me question my knowledge of stereotypes, and I like it!

I was going to read this. And I started to, but just before I scrolled down I saw WHO had wrote it. :facehoof:

I've read your stuff before, and I'd have to say that it's a acquired taste, but not one of mine so I'm gonna skip out on this one. Ta ta, mate.

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This is super late for a reply, but horses (and ponies by extension) are opportunistic omnivores. Nearly all mammals have the capacity for consuming and digesting meat, even the ones which primarily eat plant matter.

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Pony's use milk and eggs, as such there not vegan.

V8

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Shut up you bird I need you to turn into a bird now! Cause that's what's this game is!

Comment posted by Bendy deleted Apr 22nd, 2020
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