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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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One can always spot a Bendy fic without even looking at the author line.
God DAMN, having the same initials as TCB always throws me off at first. :/
I have feeling i know how this is going to go
/reads
Yup, pretty much what I expected.
Xenolestia converted into Bellyrublestia XD
6568626
You are a pussy,is what you are,worshipping an evil neckbeard god. Actual bible mentioned unicorns.
I heard that sound that a balloon makes when you let one go after blowing it up
Gawddamn it Bendy, why u do dis? XD hehehe.
Dont' ever stop.
6568495 legit though! XD The title told me who it was, hehee.
6568626 I question the validity of your statement.
There is so much nonsense in this story, it's worth chuckling over at the end.
6568920 i was messing around i liked it
6568725 asshole and i queastion your statment
6568677 lol
6568495
Yeah, I know. But I like writing stuff like this... even if it's familiar to my other stuff.
Somehow had to do it. I don't think ever seen an Anon X Xenolestia story before.
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Did you enjoy my story making fun of TCB?
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Yeah, I'm so predictable.
6568677
And so humanfetishlestia yay!
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That line make you laugh out loud? Any other parts you like?
I'll try my best to keep writing nonsense.... and the odd serious story.
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What part of the nonsense did you like best?
6568970 I loved the whole story dude xD hehehe, it was funny throughout.
The instant boner thing was funny, along with the posters everywhere :P
Whoo!
I look forward to more of your silliness.
6569034
I'll try my best.
No comment on Celestia using a minigun as a sex toy?
6569063
That part almost made me wake up my grandma who's sleeping in the kitchen :P
I laughed, it was ridiculous.
Did you mean misanthropic instead of misantropic?
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Did you just delete your comment to win a troll argument?
And yes,the bible mentioned unicorns at least five times.
6569082
Thanks.
I fixed that now.
Do you take drugs before you sleep and when you wake say "yes, that is what I shall write today"
6569168
No drugs required. Just lots of beer.
6569171 Oh Idea! Human Fetish Equestria discovers that Earth has been conquered by TCB Equestria and it's humans turned into Newfoals. OP Pone's with human fetishes save mankind from the Xenocidal spirits possessing TCB Equestria. And it all ends with a huge orgy. How many Beers will it take you to write that? gr8 story by the way m8 i r8 this 8/8 l8r.
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I already did something quite similar with my story TCB: Princess Celestia Saves Humanity From Princess Celestia.
But yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Share the idea around, if I don't get round to writing it.
6569239 I wonder if Nicholas Cage x Celestial would be any good?
you always manage to make me laugh at the most inappropriate things, i thank you
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They would probably chocolate cake together.
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You're welcome!
6569441
I miss chocolate cake on Tia's butt
6569171
More beer to that man!!!
6569605
There does need to be more stories of that kind around.
And yes, more beer.
6568970 All of it. You write good nonsense.
really XD
6569093 hm i dont think i wanna talk to you
6570205
Yes, really.
Did you enjoy the story?
6570213 i laughed alot XD so yeah ^_^
Rotten Tomatoes says that 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians' is the epitome of 'so bad it's good movies.'
If this was ever filmed, they would have to change that in a heartbeat.
I've read enough Bendy to know where this is going...
Edit: It did not disappoint.
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Xenolestia was no match against Anon.
6572637 How does one compete with magic-fingers?
My dong is bending in angles I've never seen before with this story. Bravo
is this like the one where anon had to have buttsex to save humanity... and didnt want buttsecks?
I happen to be reading this at 6:09 in the morning. No joke.
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HAVING SEX WITH A XENOS IS DOUBLE HERESY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
smashes face repeatedly against exterminatus button
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*looks at control console with smashed exterminatus button*
*looks over to commissar*
you do know there's an entire control console over there that's nothing but exterminatus buttons, right?
*points over to conveniently placed control console with a sign that says "exterminatus faceroll console"*
So what are the powers of alicorns? In terms of supernatural abilities, is only God Himself superior?
Except watermelon woman... Who is actually real by the way.