Ponyville's local human is faced with Hearts of Hooves Day, and a certain part of it, both of which she'd rather avoid. Except she can't, not this year, unlike all the other years! With the only place where she truly feels safe on the other side of Ponyville, it's her versus the residents of Ponyville and everyone is in it to win it!

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Anthro for a reason that ties into the story! Pinkie Pie, Zecora and Vinyl as main side-characters, but there are plenty who contribute to the story. Rated Teen for some rare suggestive moments, mostly for language and overall feel. Some technological advances for world building, nothing major.