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The Diplomat


Let's sit down, have a little talk, and find ways to be excellent to each other.

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You forget that all that is simple is in fact quite complex, my dear fellow. Yes, all we do is walk, talk, and observe. But underneath this simple exterior, there is a cloaked core of needs and wants.

Live? We do not simply live, my friend. We live the way we choose to live. But then again, we are blind, and choose at random along what bumpy roads we walk on. It is a tricky business, that requires open eyes, for what you seek. And what you seek is thrill.

Me? I'm a businessman. My eyes are wide open. I am a salesman of thrill.


In Saint-Celest, a vast and thriving city not too far from San Francisco that has known incredibly fast growth since the arrival of ponies in the human world, anything and everything goes down in its streets.
In this complex and diverse society, Discord has known for many years, to his delight, that humans are much more corruptible and prone to... well, discord, than ponies.
What better place to set up a business in? A large, intricate net of activities all more mischievous in nature than the last one. From hypnotic art dealing to the smuggling of equestrian drugs that put human ones to shame, there are so many ways to make chaos a dream come true. Assuming you have the right humans in the palm of your hand/claw/paw/other, and a workforce of very special workers with a unique ability...

AUTHOR'S NOTES:
(written before Discord is reformed)
Collab with my bro, Wisher! A lot of this is thanks to him, so check out his stories if you want to read some quality stories (such as Ponyville Paintball and Diane)!

Special thanks to C Note for proof-reading and editing the chapters of this story. Many clumsy mistakes were avoided thanks to him. You rock, buddy. Also, special thanks to Conicer on DeviantArt for providing this story with a great cover picture.

This is a comedy fic about the adventures of villainy. However there will not only be comedy, but also action parts dealing with some notorious themes like drugs and crime, hence the 'dark' tag.

Warning! Contains swearing. Contains violence. Contains the Lord's name in vain. Just saying, you're going to Hell for reading this. Enjoy!

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 13 )

This looks freaking awesome. Will read later. :raritywink:

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL :fluttershbad:

I can't wait for more, this is awesome!

Comment posted by The Diplomat deleted Aug 14th, 2015

Interesting concept and well written so far. Definitely tracking!:pinkiehappy:

tracking
because this is awesome

My lord, this is a very good story.

Comment posted by The Diplomat deleted Aug 14th, 2015
Comment posted by Wisher deleted Aug 14th, 2015

Dear readers, for reasons pertaining to my incredibly dull life in the real world, I am putting this story on a short hiatus. I have tons of work, and I need a little more time to write chapter VI. But I will not make you wait for long, I promise.
Thanks to all the people who appreciate this hobby story of mine. You guys rule :yay:

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I feel the tears coming on....

1667441 No tears, only dreams now :coolphoto:

So his loveless (ex) fiancee's name is "Chrissie". Of the "Sallis family".

And now we know why this story has a "Queen Chrysalis" tag.

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