Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Being away from one's wife can be hard; nopony knows that better than Shining Armor. So when he has to go to Manehattan on business his wife decides to call him to see how he's doing. One thing leads to another and the Royal Couple find themselves having an... intimate phone call.
And by intimate I mean Lewd. Very, very lewd.
Art is from the amazing GASOKU
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Why, I never! I can't believe you have written such fillth!
But seriously, good story.
Poor guard is thraumatized :c
I always knew Cadence has a kinky side.
Ha.
6512821 Your name is a lie. You ain't no turnip.
6513557
I may be misreading things here...but was there subtle hinting that Shining liked to take it in the ass?
Or am I too lewd for this story?
You disgust me sir.
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I think that was the filthiest thing I've ever read. You sir, should be ashamed of yourself.
This should really be tagged Mature. Please think of the children! They're too young to understand such lewd acts.
Virgins these days. Sighs. Never learn, never earn.
You're a monster.
I hate my bloody cutie mark.
Why sir?
It compels me to listen to ponies.
Oh...
Oh... Psychology.
I... Have no words. I am so sorry.
It's fine.
Do you want to talk about it?
I have said that so many times. I won't subject you to utter stupidity.
6516941 what he said. And make it M, if you don't mind. Virgins are starting a riot here.
What has been seen.
Cannot be unseen...
I've seen better Shinedance clopfics than this!
As long as they don't OH MY DEAR GOD, THEIR ANKLES ARE SHOWING, OH FOR SHAME
Seriously, though, nice fresh take.
So l-lewd ...
After reading a few more of your stories the word "lewd" became an integral part of my english vocabulary. Thank you for further teaching me how to express myself so people look at me funny.
Came.
Twice.
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I am revolted on at least 5 different levels
Remember everyone touching a pony's hoof without consent is considered one of the most heinous of crimes in Equestria. Breaking this serious guideline will result in a timeout reaching upwards of 30 minutes.
This fills me with disgust. Yuck, ponies in *shudder* love...
I read this and "Diplomatic Problems" and I must say sir that I am shocked and appalled... THAT YOUR WRITING ISN'T RECOGNIZED FOR IT'S RAUNCHY COMEDIC GENUIS!