But it was for Equestria Darling!

Dear Princess Celestia,

Shining Armor here.
And today I learned that you shouldn't throw your wife off of a balcony.
It really pisses them off.

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Diamond dust

Diamond dust #1 · Oct 20th, 2015 · 2 · ·

just a little thing that you should correct in the short description :
"...even if the faith of equestria..."
i think you meant fate

CristalGalaxy

CristalGalaxy #2 · Oct 20th, 2015 · 1 · ·

6549900 Thanks!

WestRail642fan

WestRail642fan #3 · Oct 20th, 2015 · 3 · ·

XD Cadence is pissed

Captawesome

Captawesome #4 · Oct 21st, 2015 · 2 · ·

Crikey!

Talon and Thorn

Talon and Thorn #5 · Oct 22nd, 2015 · 1 · ·

The white stallion wanted to protest more but he gave up, remembering something that his father had said long ago :
"Well, if there's one thing you have to know before growing up and leaving the house Shining, it's that you'll never win an argument with a mare. Ever."

Real words of wisdom from a stallion that knows there.

PonyDragon

PonyDragon #6 · Oct 22nd, 2015 · 2 · ·

Good story!
Cadance is too hypersensitive...

Lesson learned: Cadance don't like to be thrown off of a balcony.

6555909 That's so right.

ZombieMan

ZombieMan #7 · Oct 22nd, 2015 · 1 · 1 ·

"And I'm sleeping alone!" Cadance started to make her way to the bathroom, clearly implying their conversation was over.
"But... Where will I sleep?!" Shining Armor said, feeling pitiful.
"Anywhere! Just not in the bedroom!" was the last thing she said before closing the bathroom door.

Looks like Shining won't be gettin' lucky tonight. ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

shynight

shynight #8 · Oct 22nd, 2015 · 2 · 1 ·

"Well, if there's one thing you have to know before growing up and leaving the house Shining, it's that you'll never win an argument with a mare. Ever."

Amen to that.

Pickleless