GLaDOS Introduces the Ponies to Deadly Neurotoxin

by neutralmilk

Chapter 2

Well, everypony except Sweetie Bot. Being a robot, she’s pretty much immune to deadly neurotoxin.

And Fluttershy, because Flutterdeath should be (and in some countries is) a crime against humanity that is punishable by execution via tweezers, a spoon, and a copy of “War and Peace.” And I suppose Rarity lived too since Fluttershy should have her best friend alive to be with her. And if that’s the case, Applejack lived as well, since Rarijack is obviously the best ship ever.

Ok, and Rainbow Dash is now alive because there’s gotta be a love triangle in there somewhere to strengthen Applejack and Rarity’s relationship. What better pony than Rainbow Dash? She’s shipped with everypony! And when Rainbow Dash is sad after being dumped, she could cry on Twilight’s shoulder, who also (apparently) survived the blast of deadly neurotoxin.

And since “the Mane-5” just sounds weird, Pinkie Pie survived as well. Also, she’s Pinkie Pie. Screw the physics of deadly neurotoxin. She’s probably immune and drinks liquefied neurotoxin with her cupcakes. What a beast.

Back to Sweetie Bot, it’s entirely unfair for her to be alone, so Apple Bloom and Scootaloo also managed to live, all three of them earning “surviving an attack of deadly neurotoxin” cutie marks. Whatever the hell that looks like. Big Mac and the entire Apple family also survived since Applejack shouldn’t have the responsibility of raising her sister on her own in addition to still working on the apple orchard to feed the remaining population of ponies.

But now that there are so many ponies alive, they need a leader: Princess Celestia. She also managed to hold her breath long enough for the neurotoxin to not enter her body and do whatever it is deadly neurotoxin does. And I guess Luna and Derpy survived, as they are fan favorites and I would be getting massive ‘dislikes’ for their deaths. Ok, and Lyra. She’s too cool not to keep alive.

Everypony else in Equestria died. And by everypony else, I mean nopony at all. Everypony, including Daisy Dukes, Colt Johnson and the employees at Aponture Science (due to convenient narcolepsy they all appeared dead) survived the attack of neurotoxin. Nopony was even remotely harmed by the deadly neurotoxin.

Oh, except Spike. Spike died.

And then everypony lived happily ever after.

Comments

[TacoTown]

i haven't even read it yet and i already hate you for it.

[Dragon Emperor Geon]

671966 I somehow dont care if Troll fic. Must read and like anyway.

For you, a Thumb up. From the Emperor himself.

[Troutking]

I love happy endings!
Spike who?
Great story!

[Thunder Blast]

Huh.. eh.. o_o

[Electric Mane Six]

I demand the last five minutes of my life back.

[Bucky]

No more Spike? Sounds like a plan, bro

[Hallo~Kitteh]

Have my thumb. I don't know why, but you deserve it.

[Crysis Commander]

As usual, another great story. Good work.

[The Commander]

Damn you Milk!
Im running out of extremities!!!

*cuts off pinkie*

TAKE IT!!!

[Pastafarian 123]

WHAT?! Didn't you say that romance fic with Lyra was next?????
Either way, this was good. You at your troll-iest

[neutralmilk]

677742 Spike? You mean that dinosaur from "Land Before Time?" I don't remember one on this show...
677812 Uhh... Uhhh.... Well, I WAS writing it, when I suddenly decided to post this. CURSE YOU AND YOUR MEMORY.
677805 *takes pinkie* I'll put this in case with the others... Your likes and comments are greatly appreciated as always
677765 You and me both, buddy

[neutralmilk]

677704 I AM HONORED *Bows humbly*

[Paladin Redflare]

Anything related to Portal at all... I instantly down vote it!

[Warren Peace]

What?

"Oh, except Spike. Spike died."

[neutralmilk]

677858 Whoa, watch out. Someone downvoting a story based on disliking the subject material rather than the story's merit.
i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png
Well... Gears of War is still a great game, so I guess I don't really care

[Dragon Emperor Geon]

677877 Classic.

BTW, You have now gotten me to want to watch Land before time again, making me spout the words "I'M SO FUCKING OOOOOOLD" Once again. Good work, Soldier.

[NecromancerX69]

You sure this is a troll fic? doesn't sound like one.

Me gusta by the way.

[FormNalvoid]

Sooooo was the cake a lie or did celestia get some

[neutralmilk]

677968 I did want to put something about cake and Celestia in there. I regret it in the long run

[Timely]

Chapter 1: Wait what? Should I be sad?"

Chapter 2:

Oh, that punch-line!

[FormNalvoid]

677991 Man this fic is 20% less cool with no fat celestia eating cake

[neutralmilk]

678025 MUST. FIND. ROOM TO FIT IT IN <== Incredibly over-determined face

[FormNalvoid]

678061 Good luck solder HOOOORAHHH

[X2ed]

I don't get it

[Ponaygurl]

Couldn't you have put "Except everypony. That means Spike died."

[CBM8]

I remember what that thing you destroyed was. It was put in to stop me from releasing deadly neurotoxin after I released deadly neurotoxin. So please wait while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters...

BTW, I'll read this one soon. :)

[Menoshe]

Uh....

[neutralmilk]

682499 My sentiments exactly while writing this...this... I can't really call it a story, can I.

[Menoshe]

682523
It has a plot.

More than you can say for this, but maybe that's a good thing?

[neutralmilk]

682533 I read the first sentence. It is now my favorite story of all time.

[Menoshe]

682538

[badassgrunt]

You've earned a WTF moment. so, here it is.

What....da.....FRICK!

[MrWhatnow]

wat?

Eh, good but I'm actually kind of disappointed it's a trollfic, I read description and really liked the idea.

[neutralmilk]

696601 I was considering writing an actual crossover after this whole thing. I enjoyed making the first chapter too much not to entertain the idea

[MrWhatnow]

697047

[primalcorn1]

677765
I second this statement...

[neutralmilk]

731807 I want those five minutes I wrote it in back too. Easily could've been spent writing something GOOD for a change

[MahagonyCloud]

678733 THIS, IS, NO, JOKE. Reference to a youtube video. :D

[Zrix]

To sum up this fic in one word:

Dafuq?

[Race9000]

678733

[Clopian26]

You writing this chapter

https://youtu.be/YqIAVodYbJU

[neutralmilk]

10452123
The truth hits the hardest.

[Sylica telca]

I honestly want to read more about android galdos