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I'm just a normal guy who likes ponies and video games.

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Joseph was a huge fan of the Portal series so what does he do? Buy a portal gun replica from some creepy merchant. Next thing he knows, he's in Equestria. Now he has to figure out what all the talking ponies are up to.

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Proofread by DarkDarsi

Chapters (31)
Comments ( 151 )

This is, REEEEEAAAAALLY AMAZING!!! Please update soon!!:yay:

Oh look a guy who doesn't give a shit about random talking ponies or that he may never go home. Also romance ..... Oh god "beastiallity"

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Well, that happened...

Lets see what happens next

I hope GLaDOS plays an important role in this, as well.

“Why is there a city on the side of the mountain? You know what? I don’t even want to know.”

Very good attitude to have in such situations, he probably will remain mostly sane as things progress... :pinkiecrazy:

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It's either that or he's already insane.
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She will. Don't worry.

OMG... this could so crossover with one of my stories that I haven't uploaded yet... I would have to make a few minor changes, but... PM me if you are interested to listening to me about that.

Comment posted by DarkDarsi deleted Oct 8th, 2015

R u thinking wit portals?

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How are you NOT thinking with portals!?

6493199 Personally, I'm thinking with Displaced.

Kinda of rushed isn't it? :rainbowhuh:
Teleporting unknown space monkey appears... send him in a quest to unknown mystery location!

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Joseph thinks this is all a dream so he's not really taking it that seriously. That make any sense?

Luna you jerk...really? REALLY??!!:ajbemused:

My reaction to the scene where Dog Spike learns to talk was "No, Spike, now is not the time to play Portal 2!!!"

Luna's a bitch... And more chapters!!!

So, android ponies aren't evil and kill-y kill-y? Thats good to know... i think

WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM A MUTE OH GOD WHY!? I JUST WANT A PORTAL THING TO READ WITH A VOICE (im joking)

You gotta love how twilight just says fuck it "let's teleport him with out knowing what it could do to him"

Testing ... Testing everywhere

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She figured it would be the best way to find out.

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Trail and error so fun , NO

So... these ponies see nothing wrong with forcing someone to be mute? It's a disability and it's disrespectful. All just because Luna found his voice annoying? What asslickery on the ponies part if they don't even point something like that out to Luna. And if they actually find it funny, (like how Twilight and Celestia make it out to be.) then they're all wrong in the head to some degree.

But that's just my opinion.

I do not share your views , but am prepared to die for your right to express it
Voltaire

He is quite literarly unable to express anything with words and now has to make due with Twilight half understanding him. And nopony else is concerned with deadly turrets, merely because they don't shoot at ponies? There is so much wrong in this story in that way, it is a great story however, and I enjoy it none the less.

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So... these ponies see nothing wrong with forcing someone to be mute? It's a disability and it's disrespectful. All just because Luna found his voice annoying? What asslickery on the ponies part if they don't even point something like that out to Luna. And if they actually find it funny, (like how Twilight and Celestia make it out to be.) then they're all wrong in the head to some degree.

I'll try and explain this in the next chapter.

He is quite literarly unable to express anything with words and now has to make due with Twilight half understanding him. And nopony else is concerned with deadly turrets, merely because they don't shoot at ponies?

That is generally it, yeah. If something isn't dangerous doesn't necessarily mean it is but with all the crazy stuff that happens in Ponyville, a town full of turrets won't exactly surprise them, especially since they think that they only get set off whenever Joseph is about.

6507994 They really don't seem to bother about the fact that Joseph might get hurt, being unable to call for help and the fact that the turrets shoot EVERYWHERE, if they are to fall over. Imagine one of the ponies tipping one over in town square during rush hour... See my point?

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Ohhh. Now I get your point. I'll see if I can rectify that in the next few chapters. If not, then I'm sorry.

6508004 Just have a smart pony point the hazard out to other ponies. And then have some other pony (Dinky seems like a good choice) to show him some pity and blindfold all the turrets or something before they get moved out of heavily populated areas or something.

But I feel Dinky blindfolding the turrets would be awfully cute if nothing else.

Blind turrets, are way more useless.

Next time Joseph, let her give you back your voice, then verbally berate her or better yet use that damn portal gun and go looking for some god damn prime blackmail material.

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The blackmailing sounds like a good idea. I think I should start thinking with portals more. Giving him his voice back will definitely happen sometime soon though, I guarantee that.

6511668 BLACK MAIL HER WITH SENDING HER TO THE FUCKING MOON WITH THE PORTAL GUN! ITS THE BEST AND IRIONIC THING EVER!

also THE REFRENCES IS UNDER 9!

Seeing some black stuff where there should be white, he zoomed in closer and saw it was some sort of shiny shell, like the shell of a bug.
“Shiny black stuff. Reminds me of a bug or something.” Crikey stated. Joseph looked at the potato and found the black stuff he was inspecting. ‘Looks like chitin or something close to that.’

Other than the extremely fast pace that this story is going (seriously, alien appears, nobody blinks an eye)

JUST SEND LUNA TO THE MOON IF SHE DOSE NOT WANT TO IVE HIS VOICE BACK! I MISS HIM HAVING A VOICE!

Yeesh this story just had a slightly sadistic turn of events and it started so well

6516317 eh I just view stories in a strange way sooooo yeah.... carry on

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Your avatar and that video are PERFECT!

In case you are wondering how Joseph knew how to send Luna to the moon via portal.

I hope Crikey doesn't get roped up in the punishment.

WHAETLEY!!!!!! YEAH!!!!

YOU SIR HAVE MADE MY DAY!!!

Where's Rick, we know he's in space too.

Watch carefully, you can see Rick being sucked through the portal.

This contains some unused dialogue from rick.

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Didn't know about him. I only knew about Wheatley and Space Core. That's it. Sorry mate.

6528286 these should help flesh out his personality

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