Celestia VS Luna: FIGHT!

by Sir Clopsolot

Epilogue

"In your face! In your face!" Luna cheered, punctuating each word by pointing her hoof at her sister. Celestia tossed the controller over her shoulder in frustration.

"I still don't understand what you see in these childish games," Celestia scolded her sister as she got up to leave.

"A thousand years is a long time to wait without anything to do," Luna replied. "Hey, want a rematch? You might get lucky this time."

Celestia turned to face her sister. "No thanks, I don't play with cheaters."

"Cheater!?" Luna replied, shocked at the accusation. "It's not my fault I know how to counter and all you can do is button mash. You gotta learn them combos, sis."

"Sorry, I have better things to do than play games all day." Celestia said before leaving Luna to her games.

Luna had entered the main menu and selected arcade mode. "Fine, whatever. Suit yourself." she mumbled to herself as she brought her attention back onto the TV.

"I'm sorry, you know I can't do that." Celestia said to a privileged noble. She was holding her morning court as she normally does while regaining her strength from raising the sun.

She then heard a maniacle laughter as she felt a familiar energy turn the floors to soap, causing the nobles to slip on the floor and struggle as they attempted to get back up.

Luna readied her controller and focused, "Okay Discord, what you got?"

A/N: Okay NOW do you believe me that Luna could beat Celestia? Sheesh

Comments

[Sir Clopsolot]

666846 aaaaaaaand done, there you go.

wait...do I have to label this as a comedy now? Meh, if I did it would probably ruin the lulz.

[Purple Thunder]

666924 Thank you!

It explains the random attack on Celestia.

[Mayuhito]

I knew that was going to be the ending. That cheating Luna.

[AveragePegasister]

Ohhhh.........................THAT'S what happened! Thank you!

[s00perguy]

Wow. I kinda teared up right there... Right near the end. And then you just... Whoa. It was like telling someone their family just died and then saying "lol, jk, man I really had you going there." I feel confused... Still great story. Though now I kinda wanna see how the other gods/ponies fare against each other. Like, depleted Luna vs. any one of the mane 6 (to make the fight fair) or full powered Luna vs. the mane six sans elements of harmony necklaces, again, to make it fair. I dunno, I think you should give it a go... Srsly, please do more pony street fighter...

[Sir Clopsolot]

680037 sorry to hear that, but people were really pissy about what was up with the random attack and about Luna winning so I just added that ending so people would stop saying Luna could never beat Celestia.

[s00perguy]

oh no, you read me all wrong! it was a great story, and that little jerk around did nothing but add to it! anyway, you didn't respond to my mane concern, which was will you be doing more of these? just picking any two characters out of a hat and having them fight to the death? because, strangely, i enjoyed it, and it'd be REALLY cool to read Lyra Heartstrings bashing Rarity's brains out with her lyre. Morbid, i know, but I'm kinda crazy that way... so will you? Shadowpony0071 hit on exactly what i was thinking. Mortal Kombat Style. or Street Fighter. Whatever. only now you don't have to explain why ponies are randomly murdering eachother, as you've already provided a perfectly equitable arrangement.a great idea would bee for you to roleplay in a conversation battle. for eg, when me and a friend just experimented with this, i was Vinyl Scratch and he was Lyra Heartstrings. i pulled out the bass cannon, he played magical bass cancelling music, etc. it got REALLY good.i mean come on! who wouldn't want a story where it all ends because Vinyl threw a record and it lopped their head off? haha, I'll leave you with that disturbing image now...

[TheBigNerd]

absolute GENIUS!!!!