Just another, normal day, doing normal field work for Princess Celestia, when an encounter with a beautiful mermare irreversibly changes my life for the worse. The thing that really takes the cake, is that I somehow get framed for assassinating the same princess that I am working for, and take the #1 spot on Equestria's most wanted list. I also somehow get involved, in the most horrible way possible, in Atlantian politics, thanks to my lovely merfriend.

Note: Does not actually contain sex or anything of the like.