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Reykan


Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

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Princess Celestia was one of their biggest fans, always drinking Coka-Cola. She even put up with the ridiculous amount of time it took to transfer funds, set up the portal, have the product delivered, and finally shipped to her private kitchen. But this? Oh, this time it was too much. This time they'd gone too far.


This came to me while passing a coke machine. It had the name Tia on one of the bottles.

This one's for you, Bendy.

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There is no superior soda.
inb4 heated discussion on who is best soda

Man, Celestia's attitude in the entire story was hilarious.

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Princess luna is best soda

Can't argue with Discord at the end there.

I agree with this. Except for the last line.
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Pepsi pone is best pone.

Ah, awesome! It feels like one of my own fan fiction.

Celestia seems a little sensitive about her weight, doesn't she? XD

And yeah, I think pepsi is better.

I'm glad my stories of Sunbutt had inspired you to write this.

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Nice :trollestia:
I have always wanted to use this video but have never found a proper place to use it, thank you for the perfect opportunity :twilightsmile: .

6347664 it's clear by carbon dating that mountain dew is the best soda ever made

celestia should know then that drinkng cola makes your bones weaker and bthe big amount of sugar is actually deadly they just putted something in the cola which i against the strong taste of sugar but still cola is dangerous i wih this stuff whould be illegal

>45 likes
>no dislikes

6348437 I wholeheartedly agree. :rainbowkiss:

6347664 There is no best soda, only the opinion on best soda by best pony.

6348322 I actually thought of doing an entire thing where Tia mentions Luna being pissed about seeing caffeine free cokes with her name on it, but I forgot about it while at work.

6348980 As soon as the idea hit me, your fics came to mind.

6350697 Thanks a lot, asshole! Everyone knows the moment you say something about that, someone's going to dislike it just to be 'that guy'

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Hey, there's no need to be rude about it.

6351262 I'm not trying to be nasty. It's a silly fic, and besides, do you really think I'm going to blame your comment for the downvotes? I'm a big boy.


I know it's all Knighty's fault

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Yeah, he doesn't have his big boy pants.

Well Discord has just won my support, Dr. pepper is awesome.

Sorry, Dissy, Dr. Pepper has to play second fiddle to root beer.

Sorry Discord, but it's Dr Pepper without a period now. I can understand you being behind on the times, what with being sealed away for a thousand years :trollestia:

Let's not argue about best drink, though.

It's pop, not soda. It's fizzy drink, not pop. It's Coke, not fizzy drink. It's carbonated beverage, not Coke. :pinkiecrazy:

Bleh, I hate Dr Pepper, the first time I tried it I couldn't drink it and nearly threw up. It's vile. Anything else, even the more obscure limited edition versions of Coca Cola and Pepsi are better than Dr Pepper by a long shot.

*sits back, drinking a ginger beer* Ah, the cola wars. How quaint.

Ahhh... a warm cola made with actual sugar. That and I should probably start drinking RC before it completely goes off the radar.

XD I found Lulu on a coke bottle XD

6391667 It's n my top 3...of course...I only LIKE three. Diet Coke, (that oneI can't remember the name of) and Dr. Pepper/Dr.Pibb.

Needs work, spelling and grammar-wise, but a good chuckle. Worth a fave.

(Edit) AAAAAAAND I mis-spell "spelling"...damn tiny touch screen...

After all, everypony knows that Dr. Pepper is the superior drink.

Though when compared to Sarsaparilla, it's only second ra~ate! :trollestia:

Man, I hate Mountain Dew ever since it gave me hives. Turns out they put stuff that's in gasoline inside the drink. What the fuck, Mountain Dew?

Dr Pepper tastes like watery shit.

Don't ask.

Everyone knows A&W is the best.

6392329 I concur HERASY. For the Emperor of Drinkind!

All of you clearly haven't tasted Mountain Dew!

>Story is tagged with "sex."
>Story contains no sex aside from Celestia boasting about her lovely ass.

Aww man. What a bait-and-switch:twilightangry2:

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>Story is rated T
>Story can't HAVE sex in it, just innuendo and a pony shaking its butt at someone.

Dr. Pepper? Nah, I'll stick with TaB, thank you. :derpytongue2:

i like both cola and pepis i mix them!

I stuck with the company through thick and thin, even after your damnable 'new coke' fiasco.

lol this video i watch a few min earlier !

This was glorious. All praise and glory be to the Royal White Flanks! May their plush girth never dwindle!

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I'm not sure what to take out of that. Mountain Dew gave me hives twice, and the only thing I could think of that might have caused it was BVO. Both times were isolated incidents, where I hadn't been drinking the stuff, but it was offered so I drank it, so the article mentioning that problems arose more prominently when consumed heavily in one day (kind of a no-brainer) doesn't really apply there. I'd like to make certain of what caused it so I can avoid products like that in the future (hence why I stay away from BVO), but at the very least I know I can't drink Mountain Dew. :ajsleepy: The taste is not worth the agony.

Thanks for the article, anyways - though I'd warn against replying to comments several years old for something like this - the right kind of information may have been happened upon by then, or circumstances may have changed.

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They also put stuff that's in gasoline in beer, wine, vodka... ever heard of ethanol? Known colloquially as alcohol.

What's next? Tia on Diet Water bottles?:eeyup:

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