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Flammenwerfer


This is fiction. But it is based...

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Oh. My. God. Are you in Southern California!?

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Wow! So am I! And lemme tell ya-- the humidity is MURDER in my area!

So you're down here dealing with the heat too, huh?

The fan in my bedroom just broke, so it's even worse for me.

Now gonna read the story.

6345050 Oh yeah. It was interesting waking up and seeing a cloudy sky, though. I didn't think clouds existed here.

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My mother's utterly convinced it's the coming of the most massive El Niño we've had in decades. --I eagerly welcome it!

Hot Singles In your Area Waiting to Meet You

Swore it said hot shingles. I was asking myself "Why do you wanna meet shingles? The roof ones or the disease. Just no."

I need not read when I am tired! Anyway good story! I liked it!

And having read it now, I gotta say...

Damn you write good romantic clop. Going in my "Erotica to Reread" folder, where I keep the clop stories I wanna reread whenever I want to enjoy it.

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Thankfully, it's actually cool out at night where I am.

Course, I'm down by the coast. And have a pool in my back yard. Something that's an absolute necessity for comfort down here, I think.

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You lucky bastard. Meanwhile, I'm sitting on the bottom of a valley (and I mean THE bottom), sweating like a hog in the summer, and freezing my ass off in the winter.

We get extreme temperature swings.

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Where I am, the seasons go "Wet, hot, hotter, wind".

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PLEASE for the love of Celestia let it be Wet again!

Southern California. Hi neighbor!!

Wow. for once I'm glad to live in Iowa. Also, nice to see you're still posting stories.

“This damn HEAT. I can’t take it anymore!”

I can only assume this innuendo is deliberate.
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6345036 Eastern Nebraska, and the AC broke down some time ago....

Didn't even read it, but thumbed up because it's bee so freaking hot recently.

Brony on!

Nice work so far Flamey:pinkiehappy:

Also you changed your avatar pic....:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:again.

6345310 Ooh! Ooh! I live in Southern California too. In fact a 20 minute drive from Disneyland.:pinkiecrazy:

6345743 I live about an hour and a half from Dinsey World, the heat down here in Florida gets pretty rough.

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I live 2 hours away from there Give or take LOL

SoCal ain't the only thing that's hot!
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EDIT: Now it's at the top of the Feature box! O GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE

for a second there, I thought the pic said "Summer pancakes" (and yes, I do have dyslexia)

6346748 Hey, read my second story!

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Yeah, but do you have any sunny beaches in England?

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Well, come to SoCal anytime.

Flammen, you should think about making an epilogue with them going at it in the rain.

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Oh, now I know where to go next!

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Damn straight, brudda.

And here in Florida my coat of tan is gone but I do have a lovely coat of rust.

I live in florida where the air is so hot it can melt steel beams

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>implying the air isn't jet fuel

Only in a story co-starring Spike would such fine clop get this heavy a downvote ratio. You shouldn't have wasted your fucking time, Flammenwerfer.

6347296 Admittedly this hasn't done as well as I'd have hoped but that's how I do my one shots: I think of an idea via inspiration, I draft it, do some basic editing, push it out, and deal with the consequences later. If people don't enjoy it, that's entirely their prerogative. As my bio says, as goes my mantra: It seemed like a good story idea at the time.

So, it's all good.

Personally, I don't see what the title of the chapter has to do with the story. Still, it was undoubtedly a good story.

I love winters, because the cold is easy to counter: one just has to wear warm clothes. If only heat were as easy to live with. Then again, that might depend on where one lives (I've never seen it snow in my area).

6347430 For my oneshots, I always put the title of the only chapter as something that has nothing to do with anything. It's just a style of mine and really has no meaning. Glad you enjoyed the story, though!

And yeah, you can only undress so much for heat, but I personally hate the extreme cold... AND the extreme heat.

Glaring as his unwelcome

*at

Dude, please make a sequel to this, sure you made this for shits and giggles but even though it was clop it had mutha-fucking substance, I want t see how her friends and family react and maybe how their love progresses........ eeeee I need a sequel :heart::fluttershyouch::heart:

I kind of want to see her parents,friends,brother and mentors reaction to they're relationship

Twilight found out that she was very much like a man during sex: she came, she saw, she passed the fuck out.

This is possibly the greatest clopfic ever written, if for nothing else then for this line.

6348856 I concur. ESPECIALLY cadance

I enjoyed this! Not as hot as "Night Training", in my personal opinion, but still enjoyable. There aren't nearly enough humanized stories out there, and I'm glad someone's contributing.

6349889 Glad you enjoyed! And I agree fully, actually. This wasn't supposed to be hotter than NT, which is fine. Different clop style I was trying out.

There is absolutely no way I'm reading this, but. . . the heat waves here in Southern California SUCK! :flutterrage:

6350967 We all have our cups of tea. Inspiration strikes when inspiration strikes... the alleged El Nino can't come sooner!

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