Celestia has had plenty of interesting drunken moments. That night with the mule, the time she woke up on pirate ship in the middle of the sea, and who could forget the time she woke up with a pair of wings, a horn, and a fancy tiara. Oh, and a hangover the size of the sun.
Warning: Drunken Silliness and plenty of foul mouthing
So me and Fuzzyfurvert were having a conversation about how it would be funny if we made a fic with a slightly similar idea to Conker's Bad Fur Day. It extended to Celestia being an earth pony who had one too many to drink. So you can blame him for this silliness.
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Ok. Lets do this shit.
Dammit... that was too funny. :D
When I'm in the chat, doing this...
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Do this...
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*reads*
Oh gods yes!
That's funny.
Looks like the website is hitting the vodka as well.
Ahhh, if only this was canon.
My nose is bleeding from facepalming so hard...
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Sooo Celestia as a drunk is somehow hugely successfull at fighting, negotiating, ect. Than when she is sober, well that's fun to know.
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You don't want to say no to a drunken mare who has a more or less as violent as a drunken irish man.
6311061 Particularly if said drunker mare also is physically larger than you and can likely absolutely trounce you in a fight even without her magic, and that she also controls the sun so she could basically just lower it down and boop their land with it.
Ah, now so many of Celestia's decisions regarding nation- and world-saving responsibilities with Twilight make sense. She was sloshed.
Indent.
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Celestia reminds me of Dr. Cossak from bobandgeorge.com, but with politics instead of programming.
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I like to think of it as her being "functionally" alcoholic.
At last! It all makes sense! This explains EVERYTHING! All hail Sunbutt the drunk.
All this time, I can't believe no one mentioned it's spelled "jaeger". <.<
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Did I seriously misspell that and not notice?
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It's been a whole year, even! :V
(I got a laugh out of this, fyi. :)
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I fixed it.
(And that's good, why I made it. ;) )
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Don't forget the title, too!
Able to move at incredibly high speeds, use powerful magic, is no doubt a master of confusion-fu, can tank hits like nobody's business, is crazy enough to try anything AND is numb to all pain?
You have created a drunken berserker Blood Knight version of Celestia, and I applaud you for it.
Words cannot express how... crazy, stupid and hilarious this is.
Light beer.