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This story is a sequel to Colgate's Rants
Colgate has told us about how she hates problem patients and even what she has done to some of them but it isn't just the "nice" ponies that she has issues with. Given that other dentists across Equestria are sub-par, she now takes care of all sorts of patients, even the "evil" ones and she is very unhappy with some of them.
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...damn. You've made something beautiful and hideous, just... damn. Oh, and if you ever do more chapters, than may I recommend the Flim-Flam brothers and Gilda? Just saying. Now I'm going to go recuperate from this and the original. Just god damn.
6997594 I'm glad you liked it......I wish I would have thought of those three. If you like the way the Lord Tirek chapter turned out, I would suggest you read my Colgate's Practice trilogy....it is extremely dark and gruesome.
6999626 I just might, I'll even add this to read-it-later just incase you decide to add more chapters. I can't imagine for the life of me that this version of Colgate wouldn't have to deal with crazy customers, even more if only because she is now a princess.
7000514 I have started Colgate's Rants 3 and it is up for reading but it is incomplete right now. I will be adding more chapters to it since there are plenty of problematic ponies out there.
This is a pretty brutal story."Random" seems a tad insufficient to cover all... this.
O.o Am I Colgate's thoughts, or the deranged thoughts of a nut ball. Still it's hilarious, though.
I don't wanna know where Chrysalis got that money from, nor how she got it.
Colgate's still as mean as ever, though.
....ewwwwwwwww!
7408996 Just wait, Trixie ain't the only one that has to compensate her that way!
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Hey we both liked it and I have a tenant in that rental of mine. More money and lots of fun for me, yay!
I'll give you a hint, she will get a lot of time in the slammer for it.
Nut ball? Nah, I'm just your not so average dentist in Equestria trying to make a living.
...Y'know if you look at this from the angle of a healthcare professional venting in the 'God I wish I could do this shit' way, it isn't all that inaccurate.
Doctors and nurses (NURSES ESPECIALLY) have perfected the art of dealing with idiots with a smile, and then bitching them out the second they're on break.
Y'know the comment I just left about 4 minutes ago? I take it back.
7450132 Alright.
That's it. I didn't even read this chapter it was amusing then it just became whatever the actual fuck you're supposed to call something like this.
And you made sunset cry NO FORGIVNESS.
Did you?i would read it
7673433 I haven't yet and given my love of the Starlight x Trixie ship, it will be difficult. If I do it will likely be based off of this situation, more of a situation where Trixie is forced at first but ultimately falls in love with Colgate. I'll put that on my 2017 docket.
7785816 i dont remember what it was we where talking about
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It ain't just health care professionals...
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She was arrested for armed robbery.
Who even needs the Mane 6 if you have this loving dentist to handle all the needs? Minuette is the best hero in all of Equestria.
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That she is, I really need to do a story for characters in the newer seasons. There is one more villain that needs to be handled.
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Colgate is probably a psychopath
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Read my "Colgate's Practice" series and you'll find out!
even a evils dark king is scare of the dentist
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Of course, Sombra's teeth were in horrible shape, naturally he would be scared.