• Member Since 15th Apr, 2012
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Sir Squidfish


Reader. Editor. Scribbler. Odd.

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Haters like to stereotype. They either think we all write Cupcakes, or else we write goody twoshoes junk about sweet little ponies and their happy, boring adventures. But apparently we as writers fail to be politically correct. We disregard obvious truths and exalt the random, funny, and exciting- all of which is apparently VERY BAD. So here's to you, haters. I have written a short, easy-to-read, rated-E fic. It's PC. It's mentally stable (I think). I even threw in a moral or two throughout to hopefully persuade people to live safe, healthy lives. And the whole thing is sickening. Funny, but puke-inducingly perfect. So read it. Enjoy it. And don't forget to bring a bucket.

Here's mud in your eye!
-Sir Squidfish

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Comments ( 15 )

:applejackunsure::applejackunsure::applejackunsure:
Okay I had one laugh, but why?:facehoof:

I really liked this, rather entertaining i must say. Could be a bit funnier but i'm no comedian. Good job i say :twilightsmile:

Okay, this kinda did make me laugh. It's all the extra 'I reckons' when Applejack talks...and the Napoleon Dynamite reference...:derpytongue2:

Random things I was thinking while reading this:

"I am very happy to be eating this tasty nutritious food, as my doing so will keep children from starving in poor districts around the world. So I will eat this all.”

"When I was a child my mother said to me, 'Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe.' So I would clean the plate, four five six times a day, because somehow I felt that I would keep the children from starving in Europe. But I was wrong...they kept starving and I got fat."

"So I am reading it because it’s OK to be smart.”

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And then she went to bed so she could have yummy dreams of flowers and bunnies and meadows and trees and helping her very, very dear friends like she always did and loved to do so much.

♪♫ To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! ♪♫

And in the morning she woke up and had a day

JUST

LIKE

THIS ONE :)

And THAT'S

JUST

FINE!!!!!

Did I mention that I love this?

Aaargh! Why do the people who hate me never comment? How can I know why they dislike my stuff?!? I mean comeON, ponies.

But to everyone who liked this: Thank you for commenting. I love you guys.:rainbowdetermined2:

trollfic radar: beep.. beep... bepp... BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

>>agentreilly2000 ha he funny. And so so true.:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:

If you are looking for negative feedback I would be happy to give it a try. This story is bordering on insulting to the franchise. I understand that it is meant to be comedy but the majority of those on this site seem to be more interested in the serious stories rather than the ones that are quite so blatantly comedic as seems to be the style here. I really enjoyed the story and was able to laugh at it but even I had moments where I could not stand what I was reading. Do not change a thing it is perfect as is. It is merely that this style is not a crowd favorite.

Sincerely;
The Fictional Critic

>>Fictional Critic
Hey, thanks for your feedback! I'm glad you enjoyed the story and I really appreciate that you took time to comment. Yeah, I agree with you that there are parts even I couldn't stand to read, but I have to disagree with you on one point: I don't think comedy, even random comedy like this is disliked by the general audience of this site; looking at the feature box I see more of this sort of thing than serious fic. I personally can go either way. I appreciate a good comedy/random story (mine is certainly not the best by any means), but I really enjoy a well-written serious fic (like "My Little Alicorn", for example). I was actually thinking of giving SSAYR some radical editing, but I'll leave it as it is now that someone said to. Again, thanks for commenting, it really means a lot to me.

Sincerely,
The Squid with the Pen

The sarcasm from this fic is literally DRIPPING all over my floor. It smells like grape juice.

1896374 Oh crud. Is this story still around? I couldn't write even worse back then.

Well, crap. I was looking for a Sunny Skies fic on google. My exact search term: 'fimfiction sunny skies group' and this story popped up. I was like "Oh that's cool a story that is probably longer that the original". To be clear, Sunny Skies is Princess Celestia disguised as a pegasus. I am angry because I feel like I have been scammed.
Here is a pic of Sunny Skies. http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mlpfanart/images/b/bd/Sunny_skies.png/revision/latest?cb=20130502183149

6096772 Cripes! Wayyyyyy...way...way back when I wrote this as a slap-happy joke in the middle of the night when I should have been doing homework, I just threw a title at it that seemed overly happy. I knew Sunny Skies was the name of some other story but I hadn't read it yet (I did later). I didn't think this story would get any views, it was more for me than anyone else, or I would have taken more care, I suppose. I'd hate to think that there are people clicking on it expecting something totally different and feeling ripped off. I've been AFK for quite some time, and now I see that my tiny throwaway fic has far too many views. I mean, it's poorly written, even for a satire, it's shoddy, and it's more cringeworthy than actually funny. I'm going to see what I can do about changing the title, then maybe the dust will settle on this fic. I'd rather it sat undisturbed anyway.

6522187 Thank you for changing the name, and actually this fic was a little funny, if overly sarcastic.

Edit: This is not a favorable fiction of a children's cartoon that i enjoy to my person

My interest in this literature is pretty poor as it doesn't suit my needs of what i would like to see on this Internet website on the world wide web 'i reckon

This Fiction is not.... (I had it up to here with words)

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