So the next day I was walkng around Ponyville and I saw Twilight Sparkle and I say, "hey, I'm an alicorn now," and she's all like, "yeah, Celestia said she were gonna do that," and I'm like, "cool," and then I'm like, "so how do you use these alicorn powers and stuff?" and she's like going on about studying and stuff so I just zap her with my horn, and I'm like, "yeah, it took you years to get your powers under control and look, I did it overnight, sucker," because oh, yeah, I was really good at magic and stuff.
So anyway, I went to the Hayburger, and Silverspoon was there, and the cutie mark crybabies were there, and I'm like, "hey, Silverspoon, watch this!" and I zap Appleblume with my powers and she says, "ow, Ah think that really hurt," and I zap Sweetie Bell with my powers and she's like, "ow, why'd you do that Diamond Tiara, and when did you become an amazingly awesome alicorn princess," and I'm like, "yesterday, it's your turn now Scootaloo," and she says, "OK," and I zap her and she says, "ow".
And then I zap Silverspoon but we both laugh about it afterwards, so we're cool.
And then I see Buttonmash and I'm like "that guy deserves, like, 3 zaps because of the hat."
But I only give him two because I am a benevolent ruler.
Yeah, seriously Twilight. You spent all those years freaking studying when you could have been having a life and then become instant super powerful great at the magics when you got alicorned. Now Diamond's an alicorn, too, and she done made you look a fool!
Now to go zapp me some blank blanks. But only one zapp per blank, gotta be all nice and stuff. Plus, Sweetie Belle has good taste in alicorns. Scootaloo gets zapped because she's an orphan and kids don't play with orphaned who don't even got mittens. But Silver forgot her mittens too, so she got zapped. But mostly cause she didn't think DT would zapp her. But DT is a fair ruler and totally not because Silver just makes the cutest squeaks and make that pouty grumpy look when she gets upset.
Scootaloo in a nutshell
XD, too much.
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No mittens? No friends!
Those darn orphans never learn
She should have fried Button because of that hat. Hell I'd have him beheaded but that is just me.
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You're obviously not a benevolent ruler.