Princess Diamond Tiara had been asked by Celestia or someone to greet some important foreign visitors. They had been llamas or something.
Princess Diamond Tiara had greeted them and had said, "I had been the alicorn princess Diamond Tiara. I have been pleased to meet with you."
And they had said, "yes, we had heard you were awesome. Tales had come to our native land of Llamaland of how awesome you have been, but we had not believed them, but now we have seen for ourselves, we have decided you are really as awesome as the tales have said you are, maybe even 20% more awesome," and Princess Diamond Tiara had said, "I had thought maybe 25%," and they had nodded.
And then Princess Diamond Tara had flown into the air and had zapped a griffon because llamas hate griffons because they had stolen all the llamas' food or something. And they had cheered because Princess Diamond Tiara had zapped it, so they had signed the peace treaty or whatever and then they had gone back home to Llamatown.
And that had been how Diamond Tiara had handled her first important diplomatic visit.
And Rainbow Dash patted her on the back and said, "good job," because she was there, by the way. And Flutter Shy, and Apple Jack, and Rarity, and Pinkie, but not Twilight because Celestia didn't need two princesses there, so she just sent the most awesomest one.
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5893607 You've spoilt the ending for a future chapter.
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Senpai noticed me ¦D
5893622 I adore you.
5893624
I adore toothpaste.
This is so wrong...well done.
Very well written, I don't think a change prose, tense and perspective is a bad thing at all. Good job.
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The Princess Diamond cometh, behold, behold. A princess here before us, behold, behold, behold...
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Thanks. I'm considering using second person perspective for the (T-rated, non-explicit) sex scene, because I know how much everybody loves that.
Also:
5893683 Thanks! I do write more serious stuff too.
← closest emoticon I could find to "somepony looking serious".
5893725 Fret not, dearest Silverspoon (yes, it's one word in this story, just cos). This story is marked incomplete for a reason.
And Scootaloo was there too, but no one saw her because the zapped Griffon fell on her. She was jel of Diamond Tiara, but that was like all the time for being rich, pretty, an alicorn, and just generally too cool for everypony because she got a famous singer to write how cool Diamond Tiara was for every pony that stayed in the top charts since release, reminding ponies how much better she was than them.
Part of me wants to hate this fiction, but the rest of me is laughing too hard to consider it. Love it.
5894155 If you think Trixie is best pony, then surely you don't have any problem with adorable antagonists? I actually like Trixie even more than Diamond Tiara. The second story I published on this site was a Trixie fic.
5894174 It's part of the reason why I love this story. Adorable antagonists are best antagonists. Though some will argue rather Trixie is a true antagonist or not, but I'm not going into that.
As for your Trixie fic, I'll give it a look see.
5894647 If it were a Blackadder reference I would have said that it "sounded a bit rude". But it was only not a Blackadder reference because I didn't think of it at the time.
Pft, her character certainly has the potential to turn around and be adorable, but when in the show has she ever hinted at actually moving towards a more likeable personality? Now, if being a complete jerk is cute in your eyes then that's a different story. Personally I would like to see her turn her act around, far more than some of the other villains that have done so.
For instance, I was always kind of hoping Trixie would turn into Twilight's 'Team Rocket' so to speak. Sigh, oh well, that ship has sailed.
5894998 How is this not adorable?
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