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// Chapter 2 — I zap people with my alicorn magic 
// Story: Diamond Tiara, Alicorn Princess 
// by VitalSpark 
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So the next day I was walkng around Ponyville and I saw Twilight Sparkle and I say, "hey, I'm an alicorn now," and she's all like, "yeah, Celestia said she were gonna do that," and I'm like, "cool," and then I'm like, "so how do you use these alicorn powers and stuff?" and she's like going on about studying and stuff so I just zap her with my horn, and I'm like, "yeah, it took you years to get your powers under control and look, I did it overnight, sucker," because oh, yeah, I was really good at magic and stuff.

So anyway, I went to the Hayburger, and Silverspoon was there, and the cutie mark crybabies were there, and I'm like, "hey, Silverspoon, watch this!" and I zap Appleblume with my powers and she says, "ow, Ah think that really hurt," and I zap Sweetie Bell with my powers and she's like, "ow, why'd you do that Diamond Tiara, and when did you become an amazingly awesome alicorn princess," and I'm like, "yesterday, it's your turn now Scootaloo," and she says, "OK," and I zap her and she says, "ow".

And then I zap Silverspoon but we both laugh about it afterwards, so we're cool.

And then I see Buttonmash and I'm like "that guy deserves, like, 3 zaps because of the hat."

But I only give him two because I am a benevolent ruler.