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bahatumay


Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

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"Mama? Where did I come from?"
The simple question from her daughter sends Applejack reeling. She knows the answer, of course; but she doesn't really want to share it. Luckily, she's got some... other answers as to how this little filly came into her and Rainbow Dash's life. Completely true? No; but definitely entertaining.


For DbzOrDie, because he was whining and I wanted to prove him wrong. :trollestia:
Special thanks to Rated Ponystar for providing the impetus for this story.

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 44 )

Where did she come from? Where did she go?
Where did she come from, Cotton Eyed Joe

Nice story! I appreciate a well written Appledash fic!

Yes, oh my God yes! And Rainbow took the fire to protect AJ oh man this is good!

Hmm, looks like bad things might have happened.....:pinkiesad2:

5868634 *facehoof* Ah knew someponeh would make that joke.:ajbemused:

So...was that the end? Because it still says incomplete.

5869287
Of course not. It's Applejack's turn to tell a story tomorrow night; and then the actual story is in three parts after that.

FINALLY! About time we got to know her.

Over hill, over dale.
Over park, over pale.
Thorough bush, thorough brier.
Throrough flood, thorough fire.
- William Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream.'
I remember that from my school play.

Is the snipe thing an 'Up' reference?

And lol. Twilight's the bad dude in Disney's 'The Princess and The Frog.'

Are you going to tell the truth in s chapter? If everypony is acting to crazy to it, I need to know!!!

5874724
A snipe hunt is a little bit older than that; but yes, Up inspired that line. :twilightsmile:

Applejack paused. “Have we… met?” she asked hesitantly.
“Not yet,” she said with a smile.

Hee hee.

Oh rainbow... You are so in for it now!

Glob damblit Rainbow ya feather brained galoot. :ajbemused:

THIS FANFIC NEEDS MORE LOVE! IT'S AWESOME!

Continuous stimulation of mammary tissue can induce lactation in non-pregnant mares’.

Can somepony explain this to me in English please?:twilightsheepish:

...wot. :rainbowhuh:

This smells suspicious.:ajbemused:

5889141 Dash was playing with AJ's girly bits so much that she started producing milk.

Oh the dad! You mean the one that NEVER came back for her! The one that ABANDONED her to the cold of the night! Oh that's such a GOOD thing!.... NOT!

5892726 thank you. That's weird, my goodness that's weird, but thanks for the explanation.:twilightsmile:

Oh crap! Golden Rod's father?!
Just a guess: does he look like Big Mac? Sorry, it's just the way she reacted to him entering the room is...yeah, I think the dad looks like him.

Well I certainly didn't see that coming.

The cops can't take her!!! They have to let her stay, she is so much happier there!!!!!

5900385 The kids name is Golden Rule, not Golden Rod. If I remember correctly. Is what I would say if I didn't just remember that Golden Rule is the name of DT's little sister in a different fic....opps. Nevermind.

5900451 okay. What fanfiction was that? I might go read it

5901270 Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/165088/diamond-tiara-buys-a-little-sister

It was just two chapters and I enjoyed it a lot. Even though I don't like DT. Read it, it's good. :twilightsmile:

I do hope Detect. Cane shows up again, he was quite amusing here.

A very enjoyable story overall, well done.

Mmm-hmm. Right. So you end on a sexual note.
Yay! Super Lesbian Horses FTW!
But seriously, this story is awesome! I'm probably gonna read it another dozen times in the next week or so:twilightsmile:

5905971
Do I have any other notes? :pinkiehappy:
Thanks!

This was great. I loved the changes from what was said to what actually happened. I'm sure Celestia knows exactly what happened and was all for it. Great job.

This story was a great one to read. I look forward to your next story, hopefully more AppleDash.

This was a super fun read . You start from the fantasy land of the stories AJ and RD tell Goldenrod . And then quickly nosedive in to the harshness of a real life situation.
It was cute and cuddly in all the right places. But dark and interesting enough to kept you hooked.

Awesome job :ajsmug:

P.S.
That epilogue though :rainbowlaugh: :applejackunsure:

5889141 (I'm sounding condescending on purpose, but not to be offensive)
She poked her boobie, and milk almost squirted out.

This was the best freaking chapter ever, and I'd be completely content if this was the entire story on its own.
The Two Greatest Secret Agents There Ever Were indeed!

5889141 if you fondled the breast they will produce milk even if she is not pregnant.

This is one of the best stories I've read this year.
(April,2018)

Great work!

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