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Imaginary Valued


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The best way to enjoy a lazy weekend afternoon is to spend quality time with your friends and family and special someplushie.

What? No, it's not weird. Sort of. You can't prove anything. Go away.

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Thank you, you made my day.

Little did they know a marsh mellow spy was watching from a far off door.:raritywink:

Was Derpys sink related to Rainbows sink?

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What they don't know is that hundreds of hairless apes from another dimension saw the whole thing and were laughing at them the whole time.:rainbowlaugh:

What's with all the stories recently about Spike having a Rarity plushie? Was it something I didn't notice in one of the new episodes or just an idea so good everyone else started doing it too?

5895090 Castle Sweet Castle, just before Spike took Twilight for her mane blowout surprise, He had a Rarity plushy that went squeak on the floor by the door.

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By far, the superior of the two "Spike's Plush" stories currently on the Featured Bar. This one accomplishes its task by being true to the characters and not demeaning of them. Well done, Val.

Ah! I knew the Rarity Plushie that Spike had would show up in stories sooner or later.. One does have to wonder where he got it and who made it for him as I couldn't see Rarity doing it... Maybe Fluttershy... She's such a softy....

...stallionly, er, dragonly...

HULK SMASH WORDS!!!

Quite a shocker to see another story from you, and based on a recent episode no less. I felt the raccoon chase was the most entertaining passage.

But for some unexplained reason, his imagination instead conjured gruesome images of a dark dungeon lined with the dissected remains of victims at the hooves of a psychotic serial killer.

"Oh thank Celestia that he didn't see the trapdoor," Fluttershy whispers to nopony in particular.

Opening the trapdoor in her shed to a hidden basement, the quiet whimpers of a mare bounced off of the walls. Closing the door behind her, Fluttershy trots down the stairs with an...unusually dark aura about her.

Tilting her head up as far as one possibly could after being beaten, having your horn cruelly sawed off and chained to a wall, Lyra's ear - her right ear had been long since torn off - perked up. "P-please...l-let me g-go..." she whispers, her voice dehydrated and weak, golden eyes pleading with her captor. "I j-just wanna go h-home..."

Fluttershy says nothing, instead brandishing a long, vicious knife. Lyra's eyes widen in pure horror, fresh tears falling from her wide eyes as she frantically, weakly, tries to escape. She screams and cries for help; for Bon-Bon, for anypony to just save her.

All in vain. "Tsk, tsk. Poor, poor little Lyra," Fluttershy says, her voice taking on a far darker tone than would be appropriate for the usually kind pegasus. "Nopony will hear you, not even your beloved Bonny. These walls are soundproof, after all." The cold steel of the knife presses against the soft, mint green coat of Lyra's barrel. Her victim simply reduced to foal-like babbling, Fluttershy grins.

"Say goodbye."

She forces the knife in.

:pinkiecrazy:

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Yeah, I liked this better than Plush Ado About Nothing as well. PAAN's love hexagon was cringe-worthy, and it ended so abruptly.

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Both have their merits, in my opinion.

PAAN is your typical Skirtsian romp, complete with cuddlefuddles and lots of purple equine syndrome. If you've read one "cute fluffy equines do cute fluffy things with fancy ponywords by Skirts", then you've read them all. :twilightsheepish: The love triangle bit did have my head rolling for a bit, as well. But, on the whole, I enjoyed it.

This fic was simple, cute and drop dead hilarious. Seriously, I think I had to take a good breather after finishing it. Quaint simplicity is the best. :raritywink:

Funny and surprisingly adorable. Good job. :twilightsmile:

The whole thing with Twilight got me laughing so hard that my cousin's usually silent dog started barking at me...

Out of all Spike's idea...

Well, I can see why his name is Flash.

This one was my favorite... Hahaha!

I love this so much.

GET THE BRAIN BLEACH! ALL OF IT!

Still, awesome piece, I like all of these little plush Rarity explanations popping up here and there,

Hoodie Lyra, maker of Plushies is still number one however.

ugh... flash.:facehoof:

lols a many for you sir!:pinkiehappy:

That was really cute, really creepy, and rather funny.
And all of those together when it came to Twilight's... situation.

He had wondered about the contents of that simple outbuilding in the past. Common sense told him that it was probably used as storage, just like any average shed would be. But for some unexplained reason, his imagination instead conjured gruesome images of a dark dungeon lined with the dissected remains of victims at the hooves of a psychotic serial killer. He felt silly for even entertaining the notion.

:rainbowlaugh: I see what you do there!

This was cute.

The end... the rapport gained over these mutually embarrassing incidents was sweet.

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I'm going to shut up now before we get blocked for commenting unrelated stuff.

5899362 Level of awesome: Yes. :rainbowkiss:

5899397 YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

Once more, 5895709 directs me to a story, and once more, I am not disappointed. This was cute beyond words, and managed to encapsulate Twilight and Spike's relationship.

I've missed you, IV, and I'm glad your back to writing again. :ajsmug:

especially when he looked closely at the yellow pegasus plushie squeezed between a doll resembling a big red stallion and another one of a large white pegasus with diminutive wings, and timidly tried to coax him into leaving.

Oooh Myyy... :rainbowderp:

“More tea, m’lady?” Spike said, unconvincingly mimicking the deep bass of famous R&B artist, White Berry, as he gestured to his exalted guest, a stuffed white unicorn pony replica with pristine blue buttons for eyes and curly shears of violet yarn for the hair and tail.
“Why, thank you, dear. How very courteous of you,” the unmoving doll seemed to say, her reply greatly fabricated by an amateurish display of ventriloquism.
Having granted himself permission, Spike leaned over the round top table and filled the porcelain cup placed before the little inanimate pony. After settling the pot back on the pink scalloped centerpiece, he wagged his brows at his lovely company with a toothy grin. “Please take this the right way, but you’re a beautiful sight for sore eyes, as always.”
“Teehee!” the pony doll seemed to emit after the dragon gave it the appropriate body language by folding a foreleg across its bulbous muzzle. “Oh, I bet you say that to all the mares. But do go on.”
“I must say, your fabulous mane does appear to be extra fabulous today. Did you change shampoos?”
“Why, yes!” the doll exclaimed, being made to brush through its mane with a hoof. “I’ve recently upgraded to a more expensive brand. I’m impressed, not even Fluttershy noticed.”
Spike buffed the back his claws against the scales of his shoulder with a smug little grin. “What can I say, I’ve got the eye of a dragon.”
The mini pony bobbed about for a bit, as though overcome with laughter. “Oh, darling, you certainly know how to keep a lady in stitches.”
After holding the pose for several more moments, Spike spluttered in a generous quantity of spittle, slapping his knee as his body contracted from the guffaws. Still laughing, he picked up the little doll and gave it a hug.

I'm not sure wether to cringe, laugh, or D'aww, nicely done. And I see what you did with that white berry joke you clever person:trollestia:

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If that is the quality of your writing, your clop must induce nightmares

DONT GIVE EXAMPLES, I LIKE MY SANITY

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:twilightsheepish:

Eheh...sorry. I've already accepted that I'm fairly shit when it comes to writing stories.

You lot are unaware of how much squealing is being emitted on this end of the interweb. Perhaps this will provide an inkling.

5894737 Hope the day since then had been pleasant for you. :twilightsmile:
5894751 The marshmallow ponies are always watching, ready to glomp. :raritywink:
5895090 The hairless apes are also always watching, ready to point and laugh and glomp. But mostly point and laugh, of course. :pinkiehappy:
5895709 Please replay clip twenty times over for approximate squeal duration.
5895771 Perhaps one day there will be an official reveal. Until then, in Fluttershy we trust.
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HULK SMASH WORDS!!!

Very glad to see you're still around. The new season was a rather effective booster for me. Hope to post more pony words this year. :twilightsheepish:
5896541 :pinkiehappy:
5896670 My thanks for the passage. Sleep is for the weak anyway. :pinkiecrazy:
5896687 Aw, shucks. :twilightsheepish:
5896728 Much thanks.
5896771 :pinkiehappy:
5896889 :heart:
5897239 It is indeed difficult to top hoodie Lyra. :raritywink:
5897687 Thanks a many. :twilightsmile:
5897714 All for sleep science, my friend.
5898024 :scootangel:
5899348 As if. There will never be blocking of kindred spirits.
5899299 :moustache::twilightsmile:
5899760 Glad to be back to pony words, Sarge. :rainbowdetermined2:
5899854 :raritywink:
5900278 Thanks for the kind words. :yay:

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My thanks for the passage. Sleep is for the weak anyway. :pinkiecrazy:

You're very welcome, darling. :raritywink:

Nopony needs sleep. Sleep is for casuals.

I can always write more passages of Possibly Insane Serial Killer Fluttershy, if you want. :pinkiecrazy:

That was pretty sweet actually.
Also an entertaining way of Spike getting his plushie :twilightsmile:

Great story. I had this recommended to me by friend and i'm glad i read it.
This story can go in my 'Gems of Fimfiction'.
Keep writing on....

~ YourFellowPony

Thought that Spike would have an accidental voodoo incident when he came across the dolls.

Very cute story about bookhorse and assistant.

Once she had made sure nopony was hurt, the mare became visibly anxious with Spike’s continued presence—especially when he looked closely at the yellow pegasus plushie squeezed between a doll resembling a big red stallion and another one of a large white pegasus with diminutive wings,

Looks like Fluttershy been writing her own fanfics

And who knows what Big Mac is doing to poor Smary Pants... :fluttershbad:

Creepy as it may have been for Twilight and Spike, I actually thought it was kind of cute. :twilightsmile:

Thanks for writing! :moustache:

You know that this story is the entirety of Bronydom compressed into a 3000 word one-shot. I am most impressed! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

I haven't read this yet, but I already know it will be amazing.

5900571 10/10:moustache:

~Leonzilla

That shed scene makes a lot more sense now that there's a add that says "FREE SHIPPING!"
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Fluttershy when he noticed that the stirring pursuit had led him right next to the wooden shed located behind the cottage.

Hey, hey, hey! :yay:

Stay out of my shed

This wasn't bad. The premise was cute and funny, and there weren't any issues with grammar, spelling, or anything else of that nature...

There is however, one problem: it's almost pure exposition. Almost all tell, with very little show.

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