• Member Since 21st Sep, 2011
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Argembarger


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based on this thing by this guy.

slice of life story of a pony and pony adventures.

may contain blisters.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 70 )

This was the hottest ship fic I've read in a while. I particularly liked the naughty bit at the end. The way you manage to keep Dash in character in a ship fic like this is amazing.

Thumbs up, except, it's more of a hoof.

LISP

God dammit Twilight. At least use smalltalk :ajbemused:

The tale of scrottie mcboogerballs in Equestria!
:pinkiesick: cant stop readng but too disgusting.

.... It's been just about five minutes since I read this. And I still have absolutely no idea what just happened.

I think I need an adult. :raritydespair:

9/10, would clop again.

What the hell did i just read!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XiF

Another brilliant from my favorite author! :pinkiehappy:

Haha, the way you handled it pretty seriously until [chapter break] was amazing, well done, sir. :rainbowlaugh:

The fuck did i read and why the hell did i up-voted it? :rainbowhuh:

and punishing Spike for leaving droppings on the floor.

What kind of excrement would a creature whose main form of sustenance is gemstones produce?

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But see, if she didn't use LISP, then she wouldn't be able to make her own splinter version of it and call it LIST.

581902Diamond dust. Imagine it: lots of internal pressure and heat, and the product sees use in just about anything that requires abrasion or grinding.

Fave this story, fave it hard, get it featured, FimFic.

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Tables >> Lists anyday

Lua forever

Argembarger, you are a great inspiration to us all.

What the hell.

"Spike, wake up, I need you to seduce Rarity." :moustache:

Bravo! A beautiful gripping tale of adversity and true love winning out in the end.

Ohmygodwhatthehellisthissss :raritydespair:

What did I just read... :rainbowhuh:

Doctor! What the hell did I just read, and why did I thumb it up?

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I still love you Argembarger
I still do

aww man after page break I lost it funny stuff man:rainbowlaugh:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Twilight being Twilight.
Twilight being computer?
Twilight being Twilight again.
Spike being Spike.
Twilight still be Twilight.
Out of no where... RAINBOW DASH!! Wait. Wut?
Spike fights Rainbow Dash.
Twilight's blister explodes.
Rainbow Dash rapes what's left of Twilight's blister.

Just an average day in Ponyville.

The last sentence made me laugh so it's all ok.

What.

The.

Fuck.

Seriously, man. There are no words.

Not bad, I chuckled.

Rainbow Dash is ALWAYS the creepy perv in these though. :rainbowhuh:

:rainbowkiss:

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More fanfics should do that. A lot.

I laughed harder at the comments than I did at the story. Bravo, bravo! Encore!

That was.... HOT. :pinkiecrazy:

Is this a metaphor? This must be a metaphor. I don't want to comprehend the alternative.

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Lolwat?:rainbowhuh:

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Yes, it's a metaphor for the downfall of the corrupt bourgeoisie of post-industrial Sarasota.

582040 bipch pleaze c++ ftw

adn anything
absofruitly anything but java

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