Collection of Character One-shots

by roseprincess

Discord x Celestia (Dislestia, Request)

Author's Note:

Sorry it took so long, I sorta lost my writing motivation for a few days! But here we go! One Discord x Celestia for Mimnim
"Please could You write Dscord X Celestia, maybe set a few thousand years befor the show, when they were both younge? (If you want a sor adventure storie i am happy to write, thogh i am ussless at comedy, and romance.)"

“No.” Celestia immediately refused and turned back to her book. Discord flew infront of her, turning blue.

“Aww…look at what you’ve done…I’m so sad and blue….Celestia refused my invitation…” He whined. Celestia sighed.

“You know perfectly well why, Dis-cord,” she said, turning to the next page, “don’t you remember what happened last time?” Discord half smiled,

“Ah, those times were the best…” He leaned back and floated in the air.

“But this time I will say it and mean it: I will not do anything of the sort. This will just be a simple, normal, pony tea party with the most adorable pony.” Discord flirted and clicked his fingers, placing a blush on Celestia’s cheeks. She wasn’t impressed, as she wasn’t feeling that way, at least on the outside. On the inside, she was wondering if he really thought that way. That would be…

Celestia shook the thoughts away and cleared her throat,

“Alright, fine. I will give you one last chance. But any funny business and you can guarantee I will never speak to you again.”

“Deal,” Discord said and removed the blush, “I will see you tomorrow afternoon at 5:00.” He then turned and raced off towards his home.

Celestia placed her book in her bag as she neared the entrance of his house. She was surprised to see it looked perfectly normal. Actually, she was more of surprised it was on the ground. She trotted up and knocked on the door, which opened by itself. She looked forward to see Discord sitting on a chair at the end of a long table filled of snacks and tea. On one side there was an empty chair.

“Welcome,” Discord said and placed his cup of tea down, “please do have a seat.” He said and Celestia nodded in reply, though she was still a bit wary. This wasn’t like Discord.

“Don’t mind if I do.” She said and sat down. Nothing happened. Now this was odd.

“Would you care for a cup of tea, princess?” Discord picked up the teapot and poured it into the nearest cup without waiting for an answer. But of course Celestia wanted one.

“No sugar please.” She stated, and Discord handed her the cup of tea and she accepted politely, taking a sip. Still, nothing happened. Okay, now she was worried.

“Are you planning something?” Celestia asked immediately and Discord dropped his cup, the tea splashing all over the ground. He picked it up and placed it back down, as good as knew.

“Why of course not,” Discord replied, “I promised I wouldn’t do anything funny, so I’m not going to.” Celestia just blinked. This was what she wanted, right?

The evening continued on, and after a few more minutes of snacking on tea and biscuits, Celestia was starting to feel…bored. Not that it had anything to do with Discord, well…maybe it did. Last time she was here, while she was annoyed, it felt livelier, like she’d had more fun. Now, she just felt she wanted to go home. Nothing was happening. She stood up quickly to excuse herself.

“I just realised I have some homework to catch up on. Excuse me.” Celestia turned towards the door and a smile formed on Discords face. The moment she pushed open to door, a bell rang off and a huge dollop of whipped cream tumbled down and splashed over her. Discord knew she’d probably be angry, but he had to have some fun…wait. Was she laughing? It was true. Celestia couldn’t contain it anymore and let out the liveliest laugh she’d ever produced. She was so worried that he was really going to take her seriously. Turning around, she saw Discord grinning and she returned the grinning, wiping off a bit of whipped cream, she aimed and threw it at him. Discord disappeared and reappeared behind her, where he dumped her with a little bit of sugar and a cherry on top. Celestia just laughed harder and called out,

“No fair!” She threw again and this time she managed slightly because he was infront of her, but he disappeared again and this time sprayed her with water till she was drenched from head to hoof. Well, at least she was clean now. Discord clicked his fingers and brought a towel over to her and dried her mane. He moved it away and then burst into laughter, bringing out a camera.

“That’s something I never want to forget.” Discord snapped a picture and Celestia raised an eyebrow,

“What is it?” She asked and he held up a mirror. She stifled a laugh. Celestia’s mane was stuck up in many different directions and really puffy.

“Well, I was prepared for this.” She pulled a brush out of her bag and brushed it down.

“Anyway, I wasn’t lying, I really do have homework to do. But…if you ever want to have me over again, I’d be glad to. I was a bit too strict last time. Just don’t overdo it.”

“Well…” Discord thought outloud, “Maybe I want to take you out somewhere.”

“Like a date?”

“Like a date.”

“Well then,” Celestia started, “I shall give you a chance then. In that case, I’ll be waiting.” She smiled and turned towards the door, the smile not leaving her face until she sat down for her homework.

Which really wasn’t as fun.

Comments

[mimnim]

Thankyou soo much for discordx celestia! I have jus finished reading it and it's great!

[roseprincess]

6095356
Welcome! I'm really glad you like it!

[roseprincess]

6185054

Go RainbowPie! :D <3

[iLuvRainbows]

6185121
Speaking of which, you should totally do a Rainbow Dash x Pinkie Pie chapter.

[roseprincess]

6380907
I'll get right on it! :)

[Charon White]

I was wondering? Can you make a Marble x Big Mac or Big Mac x Cheerlee story?

[roseprincess]

6751982
I don't know. I could give it a shot, but I'm not really into writing much with Big Mac
How about a Cheerilee x Big Mac x Marble, and he ends up with only one of the two at the end? (maybe XD)

[Charon White]

6753042 Sure If your really not interested I have plenty of other ships you could make.

[roseprincess]

6753211
No, I'll give it a shot :)
But I'll take you up on those other ships later :D

[Charon White]

6756286 Thanks! I'm looking forward to it!

[roseprincess]

6758087
Oh, uh, ponies? Human? Anthro?

[Charon White]

6758101 Ponies please.

[roseprincess]

6758110
Okay

[roseprincess]

6786853
And it's not being continued

[roseprincess]

6808177
This was ages ago man XD I could do so much better now
But thanks