• Member Since 24th May, 2014
  • offline last seen April 25th

A Tin Can


I identify as a tin can because I'm trash and empty inside.

T

A dropkick happy human enters Equestria. No one reads the description, so just read the story already. Unless you want to hear lil' ol' me flab my face muscles. And yeah, it's really happening. Do yourselves a favor, and don't write something like this.
[Hello, it's your pal again. Just a quick (and poor) attempt at a random story while I get my crap together. Any questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to let me know. PM them even if you'd like to keep it private. As I always ask, please give me feedback about the story if it sucks, and why. If anything, I encourage you to dislike it. Seriously, I came up with the idea for thing at a last minute's notice fifteen minutes before I went to school because I saw a Jack:ajsmug:ss video on the internet, and just now got around to publishing it because while yes, it was typed out and everything, I kinda just pushed it away and under some old junk. Same rules apply as always, I add tags as I move along. Enjoy.]

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 27 )

Don't forget Starlight Glimmer!

Would kicking Discord even work? Please continue.

Funny as Hell! Lol keep this up! :pinkiehappy:

Why isn't Cadance and shining armor on this list at the end.

6126145 Hmm... I didn't think about that... thanks for adding to the kick list!

Considering that it can bend physics, I can't wait to see it dropkick Discord.

6125145 Well considering the fact that it can bend physics... It will certainly be interesting...

Oh, lol! :rainbowlaugh:

Good one. I enjoyed it a lot, specially the AJ part. Can't wait for the BlueBlood part.

Please, continue :pinkiesmile:

Why would Gilda yell at Fluttershy now?

6165757 Well... why would she yell at her during her first appearance to begin with? Never had a reason the first time, why the second?

Fresh Bait! Oh goodness, poor guy! :rainbowlaugh:

I'm having a lot of fun with this. Keep it up, please!

By the way:
"It's brown man was shaggy"
I suppose you meant "mane"

6166036 You know, in the Sangheli native tongue, that just means 'Go go go!'... and I just proved how deep I've fallen into the abyss that is Coca-cola, cream pies, and Halo, unable to leave for two weeks at a time.

6172309
Did you also know that Sergeant Johnson gave them that phrase?

6172339 Latest reply of all history: It was Sergeant Johnson's 'Go, Go, Go!', but backwards.

This is okay and all, but I want to see either Celestia or discord stop him mid air and drop kick him back.

7785419 *Proceeds to hastily scribble on notepad*

Got it, I'll think of something! Keep in mind, I haven't touched this story for about a year so... I'm a little rusty. :twilightsheepish:

More please. Too funny to stop.

7785432 Aaaand then, after reading my past chapters, I just realized I pretty much already did that. This further proves my point.

Login or register to comment