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Phoenix Frost


I have a rather personal connection to FiM, provided it gradually turning me into a less awful person but mostly reviving my ability to write. Sunset Shimmer is best pony and that decision is final.

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Aloe and Lotus are interviewed by a local news pony looking to see what the patrons' everyday life is like. Despite working in a spa, they face some pretty uncomfortable stuff.

Tribute to Epic Wub Time

Proofread by my man, Bootsy

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I bet a lot of strange things happen in that spa, this is Ponyville after all. Discord and Chryssi have to be the tip of the Iceberg!

5603909 I don't think the weirdness is limited to Ponyville. It's just all of Equestria that's bizarre.

5603915 There are places in the world that just attract wierdness and idiocy, Ponyville is one of those places.

5603915 I'm calling this now, for if it happens:
This story will be featured.

The spa twins were folding up towels left behind from they're last appointment when they were suddenly alerted to the sound of the chime from the bell above the door.

And it's *perform*, not 'preform'

5603985 Thanks for the support :twilightsmile:

5603995 Ok, I'll fix it. My proofreader failed to notice. And I see I'm not the only one who likes posting videos that match the comment.

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Grammar Slam is so useful. It's learning while being yelled at.

5604031 And that's why it's the best form of learning. Unless it's Thug Notes

Very nice story keep it up :)

5604159 Holy piss! Your profile picture is lovely, where did you get it?

I went to google and typed down Rainbow Dash in the image you should have no problem looking for it :twilightsmile:

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Whoops, sorry about that. I'mma blame it on the fact that I'd been awake for around 30 hours at the time of reading.

5605721 sarcasm, Boots, sarcasm. Granted I sound pretty sincere because the internet is not good at conveying my emotions and there was no better emoticon to use. I guess I could have said "he failed me," or something. And why are you staying up that long? You can take a nap once in a while, man. I don't think FimFiction is worth sleep deprivation.

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The thing is that I did fail to notice, though. It's something I should've caught. I don't wanna crowd the comments section, so I'll simply say that I've been rearranging my sleep schedule recently, hence the odd hours and lack of sleep.

This was a nice read. I'm eager to see more.

5607145 Sorry, I never changed it to completed. I apologize if you were expecting more:twilightsheepish: Well If you want more, Legend of the Burning Snow is my personal favorite. It's long but I'm more than proud of it. *Unsubtle advertising.*

5607354 Sorry for not clarifying, I had the feeling this was completed. I meant more of your stories. :twilightsheepish:

This story officially has 69 views. I know this is a big moment in any writer's career. Um, I'd like to thank the wife that I don't have. Uh, my family, who doesn't give a crap about what I do on FimFiction, and most of all, I'd like to thank my immaturity to even give this comment the time of day. Thank you for your time.

The twins may get the odd customer, but I'm sure the money they make is worth it.

This was lovely to read as I like the spa twins a lot. :raritystarry:

5626419 thanks, it means a lot. And you know this story is one of a kind because it's not porn of these two. Seriously, why do the musicians and someone who sat on a bench like a human once have their own personalities while these two just have kinky stories? Whatever, those days are over now. I just got a killjoy.

Aw, the ending killed my mood after Lotus realized that Aloe told her secret. :fluttershysad: Other than that, I loved the parts about the spa twins dealing with Discord and Chrysalis.

And speaking of Chrysalis, I loved how Chrysalis was being nice to the spa twins during the service. :twilightsmile:

5638143 Thanks, I'm glad I got that sisterly feel out of you at all. Sadly, it is tagged "Comedy" so I needed to put something funny in there.

Well ya never know what a world conqueror is like when she's off the clock.

Spa storys are hard to come by. Thanks for trying to write one. The setting is... Unique :rainbowderp:

Lotus held her hoof up to her head. "Oh, don't get me started on Rarity."

Talk about costumers ESPECIALLY famous ones and your bussness is doomed! :facehoof:

Lotus lowered her hoof. "Oh, no, not at all. Rarity is one of the most interesting visitors we get. It's just, she visits a little too often if you ask me."

No one complaints about paying , famous & regular costumers... That how you ruin you Bussness :facehoof:

"Now I'm not saying that we don't get the occasional weird visitor,

Talking bad about costumers? Bad idea overall...
To a newspaper? THAT BUSSNESS SUICIDE.

"What about the time Fluttershy brought Discord in for a hot towel treatment?"

That more than just tempting fate... That almost actual suicide... Seriously? Are-they-high?!

"And what about the time the queen showed up at our door?" Lotus questioned.

Serving a wanted Criminal. State enemy nr.1
Say hello to jail and goodbye to your Spa! Your ruined!

Lotus looked in Aloe's eyes in disappointment.

She took her sweet bloody time :facehoof:

"She's the changeling queen. You know, lead an attack on Canterlot. Almost won ."

Yeah... Pretty self explained how thats not working.
Telling to the Newspaper i mean!

Lotus turned back to their customer. "I'm sorry for the rude welcoming, but we're just not-"

FINALY A DESCENT SERVICE PROVIDER!
Your Spa duo still going to Jail for that...

"Well come right in and have a seat," Aloe offered. "Let's start off with that mane." They brought her over to the hot tub and up the semicircle staircase. They assisted the queen into the wooden tub and let her lean back in the warm water. Lotus looked at her mane peculiarly. Somehow her hair had holes in it. How was that even possible? Aloe instructed her to sink down and get some moisture into that mane, and Chrysalis let herself float for a few seconds. The twins helped her back up against the rim of the tub where she rested her hooves on, and let her drenched mane flow down; still covered in holes.

That costumers service we wanne see and experience :pinkiehappy:
Since when do a bath remove holes? :trollestia:

"No, we usually have nice, patient customers with functioning manes," Lotus added. "They make good company when we're just biding our time."

Really...? Seriously? That... :unsuresweetie: I cant even... :facehoof:

A+ for trying to give us a nice Spa story.
A Tag that i rare to see :twilightsmile:

I rather dont try to give it a rating for... Obvious reasons...

Still i was laughing from the redicules nature :raritywink:

Interessting ... Comedy

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Indeed. That alone is impressive :twilightsmile:
But a really relaxing reading experience is still not in my favorites :fluttercry:

If anyone ever find one. Link please :pinkiesmile:

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