Bundles of Chaos

by DiscordFan

2: Moving

Fluttershy and her friends were slowly sorting through the Chaos family's stuff. Discord was watching the twins at the moment. He was showing them their new house, and they were all "modifying" the rooms. By modifying, they were using their powers to do whatever.

Teal Fang and Disarray were getting a huge room to share. One half would be Teal Fang's, and the other half, Disarray. But who knew what they were doing.

"Flutters," Rainbow Dash said flying in from outside, "the animals won't listen to me! They're not getting their families ready or anything, no matter how many times I tell them!" She looked really agitated. Not even the tortoises would listen to her!

Fluttershy looked worriedly outside. "Just... Just try saying my name. If they respond differently, they'll probably listen."

"Probably? Probably!! Flutters, I don't do 'probably.' I do 'for sure' and all that!" Applejack grabbed Rainbow's tail with her teeth and dragged her outside.

"You can thank me later," she muttered to Rainbow. Fluttershy just shook her head sadly. Rainbow being... Rainbow.

"What are you talking about," exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "Dashie is being brash as usual!"

Thank you, Pinkie, but I like to talk like that.

"Oh, okay!"

"Pinkie," Twilight's voice called out from the kitchen, "who are you talking to?"

"Nopony!"

"... Okay?"

Rarity then trotted downstairs with Fluttershy's baby-bag full of toys, foal powder, diapers, bottles— That refill with chocolate milk automatically, for only nine, ninety-nine! —bottles that do that, etc.

"Fluttershy darling," she said, "where do you want the baby-bag?" Fluttershy poked her head out of the kitchen doorframe.

"Oh, you can just put it outside or by the door, Rarity," she replied.

"Alrighty, darling." Rarity used her magic, and more baby supplies floated down the stairs.

"Wow," Pinkie said. "It like you have a baby-supplies party every day!"

"Pinkie," Fluttershy said seriously, "you have no idea."

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At the Everfree Castle a.k.a. the Chaos family's new home

Discord was watching the twins... I honestly was!... when Disarray thought it would be fun to play 'Chaotic Hide-n-Seek.' It's the same thing as normal 'Hide-n-Seek,' except you can use your powers...

...

Which means Disarray could be at Ponyville, Canterlot, Cloudsdale, the North Pole, and just about anywhere. Wait, never mind. Anywhere!

"Disarray! Disarray," Discord chanted.

"Dis-way! Disar-way," Teal Fang chanted. Then he screamed into a megaphone, "DISARRAY!!!!!"

She appeared in front of them. "Yes, Teal-ly?"

"Yay! You're a-wive!" Discord facehoofedpalmed. Of course she'll answer her brother but not her father!

Well, yeah! Who does that?!

Me! That's who, Daddy! Hi, Dis-ward Fan!

Of course you can break the fourth wall!

I can bweak the four wall, too, uh... What's your name a-den?

DiscordFan. It's DiscordFan.

Your my Daddy's fan!? Daddy! She's a celery stalker!!

No, I'm not.

You're right... You're a normal stalker!

What!? No, I'm not!! And this conversation is over! I have a story to attend to!

Sorry about that. Um...

"Alright, guys. Who wants to do the kitchen," Discord smirked. TF gasped.

"Me! Me, me, me," he chanted. "I will put in pet-bows and, and, and cab-nets and a table and chairs and floating chairs..."

"Hey," Disarray interrupted, "I wanna hep, too!!"

"Don't worry, Discord junior-ette," Discord said. Disarray giggled at her silly name. "You can do the kitchen. But, both of you, I have to change certain things if necessary."

"Okay, Daddy," the twins said.

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They "decorated" a few more rooms, until they heard a knocking at the door.

"C'mon," Discord said. "It's probably Mommy and your Element Aunts." Disarray's eyes got bigger, literally.

"Does Aunt Twi have another book," she asked excitedly. Discord rolled his eyes.

"Maybe, but I don't know, Ray-ray," he said. Teal Fang... raised his hoof for some reason? Discord pointed at him.

He asked innocently, "Will Aunt Wain-bow fly with us?"

Discord shrugged. "Probably, TF." TF laughed and did a flip in the air, Rainbow Dash style.

More knocking.

Yelling, Discord said "Coming!!" He and the twins teleported to the door, and they opened it.

There, behind the door, was Fluttershy, Twilight, Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, and Spike. Each was holding a bag full of stuff except for Applejack and Pinkie. They were pulling a cart that read "The Nature Movers," a company that helped move ponies into forests and such.

"Hey, Shy-shy," Discord said and leaned over to kiss her.

"Ahh," Disarray, Teal Fang, and Pinkie screamed. "COOTIES!!!!!!! Everypony run for your lives/wives!!" Everypony (, but Pinkie, Disarray, and Teal Fang) facehoofed (or facepalmed for the males). Then, they entered the house.

The entrance was the living room. It had a striped ceiling that consisted of hundreds of colors, walls that had polka dots, and the floor was a huge checkers board. On a shelf nearby was a bunch of hats of red or black. Pinkie bounced over.

"Cool," she said. "Checker-piece-hats! Oo, you even have crowns if you become a king!" Discord shrugged.

"It was my idea," TF said a bit angrily.

Fluttershy laughed. "I'm glad you got Daddy's creative mind!"

"Oo, oo," Disarray said happily. "The polka dots were my idea, and, and... And Daddy did the stwipes!"

"And for the checkers game, all you have to do is push that button on the shelf to remove the furniture," Discord added.

Oh yeah. The furniture had a reflection effect, so it was like a disco but wouldn't hurt your eyes. There was also a ball pit in the far right corner.

"Well, what are we waiting for," Pinkie asked. "Let's play!" She bounced over to the shelf, threw over some hats, and pushed the button.

There were only ten creatures all together, so that meant each side need three more. Six clay ponies rose from black squares. All were stallion shaped without manes, tails, mouths, and eyes. Three were red, and three were black. They looked around with their invisible eyes. Then, each trotted over to their respectful color.

The Chaos family and Pinkie were the black team, and the others were the red team.

Rainbow Dash smirked. "Let's do this."

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The black team won after... three hours. Huh. That took longer than I thought. Um...

They toured the whole house. Discord's and Fluttershy's room had a ceiling and walls that shifted to different natural-like greens. The floor, however, was "Discord style;" it was crazy chaotic. The bed had a mattress that was extra plush a cloud surrounded by a fabric, and the blanket was rainbows. The pillows were also were made of clouds and fabric. Oh yeah, and you could get privacy by pulling a chord for curtains around the bed.

The twins room was "split" in half. Disarray's half was pink, purple, blue, and more pink. TF's side was, well, teal with several bat perches on the side wall. By the window on his wall was a bat hole. Screech flew in and landed upside down on a perch. He screeched and went to sleep.

Disarray had a little rabbit/jackalope bed on her side of the room, and hoppy was already sitting there calmly. That's one tolerant rabbit. Hoppy growled. Sorry, jackalope. That's one tolerant jackalope.

Are you happy?

Hoppy made a weird content growling sound in her throat.

I'm taken it as a "yes." Anyway, they had bunk beds on the back wall in the middle. The bottom bunk had a pink blanket, and the top had a teal blanket. Dang! The Chaos family sticks with colors! The carpet was another checker board, but there were chess pieces on a smaller board to move for life-like chess.

More on that later. Um...

*BOOOOMMM*

Everypony looked out TF's window. An explosion came from the garden area.

Discord looked accusingly at Disarray. "Disarray, what did you do this time?"

Disarray looked at the floor and shifted her legs. "Um..."

Comments

[Scooter Dracon]

Scooter Babysitting!
Get a not-very-expirienced babysitter for a very cheap price!!
I only charge 2$ a foal, per hour!
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*hint hint*.

[Luckyfanisaac]

Rarity then trotted downstairs with Fluttershy's baby-bag full of toys, foal powder, diapers, bottles— That refill with chocolate milk automatically, for only nine, ninety-nine! —bottles that do that, etc.

If you got something fancy like that why not have a black hole in the diapers for waste?
It's like you
Yelling, Discord said "Coming!!"
0:57

That's one tolerant jackalope.
What's a jackalope? *looks on web*

[peace corps general]

Wow now 4 characters can break the 4th wall well i've got to start rebuilding it *grabs some bricks and stuff*

[Heartstrings1]

Your my Daddy's fan!? Daddy! She's a celery stalker!!

Omg she is!?

You're right... You're a normal stalker!

OMG

Rarity then trotted downstairs with Fluttershy's baby-bag full of toys, foal powder, diapers, bottles— That refill with chocolate milk automatically, for only nine, ninety-nine! —bottles that do that, etc.

I nearly searched that up lol

Love the fourth wall breaking