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TheNewYorkBrony


The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

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After becoming mortal, the Dazzlings give up their evil ways and decide to lead normal lives. Which includes going to school like regular, normal girls. Sonata's first class on her first day is gym, and much to the humane five and Sunset's surprise, she's good at it. Too good at it.


Featured on 1/28/15!

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Xinrick #1 · Jan 27th, 2015 · · 1 ·

Okay, I like this because one, Sonata looks cute and hot in those gym clothes(or just in general) and this is silly. Keep up the good work my friend.:twilightsmile:

It would make sense if she joined the swim team. That would be a good story

"Yeah but that doesn't explain the freakishly cute yet severely unnerving knack for sports. And things that have to do with balls!" Pinkie giggled.

:rainbowderp:Oookay...not even going to comment on that one.

5557661 it's pinkie pie, don't question it:pinkiecrazy:

Yes, Rainbow, don't question it. :pinkiecrazy:

I wouldn't question it either.

PP would get a nosebleed from this.

Don't question it indeed.

"Yeah but that doesn't explain the freakishly cute yet severely unnerving knack for sports. And things that have to do with balls!" Pinkie giggled.

No comment:applejackunsure:

Sonata and Pinkie were sisters in another life, so the same rule applies.

DONT
BUCKING
QUESTION
IT!

Sonata's really good at handling balls.

(i'm so sorry. i couldn't resist.)

Sonata shrugged again. "Who knows. Maybe I just have a knack for it." She walked off the track and back into the building as the bell ending the period rang.

Can't help but feel a huge joke was missed here with her and Adagio and Aria playing seal toss back. :P

"Hi guys!" Sonata chirped, running over to them. She hopped excitedly from one foot to the other, making her boobs bounce.
Dash, transfixed, licked her lips.

Challenge her to a game of sex. Rainbow wins no matter who's better.

Upvoted for Sonata's tits.

:trixieshiftleft:

:trixieshiftright:

(discreetly saves cover art source to hard drive)

:coolphoto:

I wish to sex Sonata.

"Don't get too cocky," Applejack said. "'Specially when Pinkie an' Sunset got a faster time than you."

:rainbowhuh:
I refuse to believe anyone is faster than Rainbow Dash.

5558386 Um in Griffon the Brush off pinkie caught Dash at every turn without being at all tired...

5558386 pinkie hyped up on sugar isn't faster than Dash? :rainbowhuh: that girl literally runs on sugar.

Great job with the fict! I loved it :twilightsmile: u plan on makin any other stories like this one? :pinkiehappy: but that side keep up the great work :twilightsheepish:

5558520 I choose to live in my field of ignorance. Blue Fast is Best Pone.

5558520

that girl literally runs on sugar

I thought she ate a lot of sugar? Running on it just sounds like a waste of good product. :pinkiesick:

:derpytongue2:

I liked it, eve though it's a one shot, I'd like to see... er read more.

5558884
One of the best kinds of play! :pinkiehappy:

Also I loved the uber athletic Sonata concept, now I can just imagine one shots or a story composed of snippets of "Today in Gym Class..."
:rainbowlaugh:

Thanks for the good read :raritywink:

Oohh....

This has Ecchi written all over it...

...

...Balls.

Oh, that cover pic...(cue nosebleed)

Short and funny. I like it :ajsmug:

Last line? Nailed it.

Rarity shook her head in disbelief following after her. "I suppose the same rule that applies to Pinkie Pie applies to Sonata."
Dash groaned, walking beside her, ego in shambles. "And that would be?"
"Don't question it."

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So random... Yet... So good.
Best one shot ive read in awhile....

Anyone want to animate this??? Do it!!

Lol.

Sonata is best siren. Hands down.

Have a moustache for your trolly banana fic. :moustache:

-Sanity is overrated

Hi guys!" Sonata chirped, running over to them. She hopped excitedly from one foot to the other, making her boobs bounce.
Dash, transfixed, licked her lips.
Applejack smacked her in the back of her head.
"Ow! It's not my fault! They're right there in front of me!" She grumbled defensively, rubbing the back of her head.
"What's right in front of you?" Sonata asked, tilting her head in curiosity.
"Tits-" Rainbow quickly shook her head as the others smacked their foreheads. "It's nothing," She corrected herself. "So, uh, how does it feel to be a normal girl?"

Celestia damnit Rainbow Dash. she does loo cute though in the gym clothes

Organized sports are a conspiracy against the nonathletic. *goes back to napping in the bleachers*

Sonata joins the cheer leading squad.
Next on local sports, the Canterlot High Colts instantly become regional champions. How did they do it?
"We were... uh... motivated."

Damn the author did it to me again now I'm going to have to rethink my choices in waifus ..........,. Too good

Hahahahahahah! When I read the title, a minute later this popped up in my mind:
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You know! Because they're both a bunch of hillarious knuckleheads! :trollestia: Heck, it would've been funny if Sonata went all Ernest on everybody!

Anyways, nice story! :rainbowkiss:

Extremely predictable, but I think that's what you were going for. At least...I hope so. Even if you weren't, it was still good for a quick giggle.

Also, Sonata's boobies. :yay:

Short, funny, predictable. Plus, I think I needed a good smile after reading a certain sadfic about a certain mint coloured green mare with a lyre on her flank. Yeah, I know...I'm not subtle at all. :facehoof: Sue me.

:rainbowlaugh: Short, simple and funny. I hope for a sequel :scootangel:

Lux

Cute little story. I'd like to see a sequel where Sonata somehow does better on a test that Twilight when she visits her friends in Canterlot High.

5559848 hmmm i very much like that idea. :twilightsmile:

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