• Member Since 4th Jan, 2012
  • offline last seen Jun 5th, 2017

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Meet Blitz. The most regal stallion in all of Ponyville, and honestly, one of the most important. So what happens when a terrorist mission goes wrong? His sanity is erased from his mind and he enjoys life in his philosophical ways. Such as, "WHY ARE THERE WALLS?! THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE BUT TO SCREW WITH PONIES WHEN THEY RUN INTO THEM!" So Blitz's friends hear about this and try to get some help while trying not to get Blitz in too much trouble.

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first bitch
EDIT: dafuq did I just read, I mean seriously

-Talon- but you're in my good graces for puting me in the story dude

some grammar errors here and there but tracking:scootangel:

550768 is that some kind of joke, cuz if it is, worst joke ever...of all time.

550775 -grabs you and throws you through a wall- I think I just got my sense of humor back:pinkiecrazy:

550786. WOAH WOAH WOAH WIAH WOAHWOAHWOAH... calm down bro

*smack* Sorry, building!


Also, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

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